What in Zodiark’s glorious name did you just say about me, you little cubus? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Akaedemia Anyder, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions for the Convocation, and I have over 300 confirmed concepts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Sorcerer of Eld in the entire Ascian forces. You are nothing to me but another sundered soul. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen upon any of the thirteen shards, mark my words. You think you can get away with spouting that nonsense to me over a linkpearl? Think again, weary wanderer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ascians cross all the shards and your aetheric signature is being traced right now so you’ve better prepare for the storm, midge. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred spells, and that’s just using Solus’s body. Not only am I extensively trained in Ancient sorcery, but I have access to the entire Baldesion arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of Ethierys, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wretched tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gods damned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, “hero.”
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Someone in /xivg/ asked me to make this, would love to find them again
This is pure gold
Hey I don't know if this'll be seen but if you can somehow send me the AI that you used and what files I'd gladly compensate you! I'm just looking for this since I want to write some monologues that I feel he'd be saying and all and have a good laugh with it. Hope this reaches you Ari, love this!
I never smiled and laughed so hard. This is a beautiful work of art. Thank you for bringing this this to light! xD
The new villain of Castlevania looks pretty dope.
"I'll shit fury all over you, and you'll drown in it" is a great vengeance monologue.
Besides some small pronounciations and the echo in the voice this is ridiculously good for a AI.
The music is what got me.
If this is the power of AI, I wonder if voice actors are going to have to start copyrighting their voices
I honestly hope someone animates this
Is this ai ? How? 😂😂😂
This is terrifying haha
The WoL been real quiet since this dropped. 🤔
WoL: Old times sucks man, just move on!
Emet-Selch: …
Emet-Selch:
This is absolutely glorious. My sides ache.
I have to ask.. what AI did you use???
This has no business being as good as it is. If not for the weird way the AI pronounced Baldesion, I'd have thought you somehow got the actual actor to recite this.
This is why Lahabrea and Elidibus were sent to Ishguard and not Emet-Selch. He would have 100% given this speech after Thordan's shit talking. Lol
I would legit pay to get the AI you've trained to use for myself. It sounds perfect!
the voice is spot on 15/10
I'm gonna start using "little cubus" as an insult now
Those aviators and shite eating grin lol.
The way he says "you little shite" killed me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I am actually dead.
300 confirmed concepts has got to be the greatest flex ive ever seen
……FINALLY. A GOD WITH SOME MEAT ON HIS BONES!
All those threats fell on deaf ears until he said he had the entire Baldesion Arsenal.
Please no. Not the marble. Anything but the marble.
Gorilla 🤐
why is this so lore-detailed 😭 makes it so much funnier
Where does everyone get this AI voice
WoL: God damn dude chill… I said sike.
/aback
…
/ponder
…
/nod
300 confirmed concepts made me lose it
Exactly how I remember the pre-Hades cutscene
The way he says linkpearl is too good.
what program are you using?