You don’t pay my sub!
Parody of “I Write Sins not Tragedies” by Panic at the Disco
Lyrics by – Best_Wife_Plam
Performed by – Best_Wife_Plam
Edited by – Switch2501
Sound Mixed By – DDM STUDIOS L.L.C
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Another great parody!! <3
Perfect, as is to be expected from you! Keep up the good work and thanks for helping pass the final minutes before Early Access 🙂
In Dawntrail queue watching this to kill time :3
good queue song
We just leave the one that pulled to get locked in with the boss XD
There are a funny situation about the "you dont pay my sub" since it can go both ways. Yeah, not everybody has a savage or higher knowledge about the game, so dont expect this skill level from everyone. But at the same time, if you are doing a roulette, it shouldnt take 20+ minutes because tank is pulling only 1 mob or the healer is pressing cure 1 at level 90, or the dps doesnt know about their aoe buttons.
I love the concept behind this, but I feel the execution could do with some work, do you want any (hopefully) constructive critisim, or are you happy as is?
the funny thing is the people who unirtonically say this dont realize it goes both ways. im all for waiting for CS'ers but like theres a limittot hat. i refuse to wait for people doing 6+ month old content unless theyre a sprout.
Soooooo good! Amazing choice with P!ATD
I mean, I try to be a nice guy. People watching cutscenes? I'll wait for em. As I'm usually tank, I'll ask the Healer how fast they want me to go. Rare chance I'm healer or DPS, I'll just stick with the tank, unless they do something rude or stupid like jump into a boss before everyone is ready.
Thankfully most Alliance Raids I end up are rather kind to new players. Usually someone asking about cutscenes, and if there's not, I'll chime in when someone in my alliance is new. We've all been new, we've all needed to hope the others are kind enough to let us wait.
Ah, words as ancient as time… "You don't pay my sub" lol
As a great lalafellon once said: ** YOU, YOU DON'T PAY MY SUB!
AAAAAA is so good!
i mean it works both ways. for cutscenes i dont care i let them watch it when i can. same with personal tastes and stuff.but i've heard that sentence when i try to give tips to improve someone because they keep dying/don't know their basic rotation/ still not using job crystal, make the party wipe for useless things etc and if they tell me that fucking sentence then, i kinda lose my shit. yes i don't pay YOUR sub , but you also don't pay the entire party's and you are wasting their sub time .
As a Lalafellin Fisher main, I do vibe with the "I'm a Lala and you can't stop me!"
Too bad, it's never the sprouts who say this(in my 10+ years experience with the game I've never seen a sprout say this unless in a meme-y way outside of instances lol). It's usually the toxic "casuals," funny song tho! 😀
"I'm not gonna stand in stacks, you can't die to mechanics you're not stood in" 🤣🤣🤣
Also the fact that you're parodizing off the FIRST Panic! album??? ✨🏆
I bet that the phrase "You don't pay my sub" is almost as old as this song x3
People who pull while sprouts are watching the cutscenes are lame and cringe and should uninstall thank you for coming to my ted talk.
I’ve so missed this kinda content from YouTube
But what if….. and hear me out…. YOU PAY MY SUB!
lmaooooooo
Masterpiece
It always makes me happy to see people watching the cutscenes, since 14 has a wonderful story and I hate seeing people just rush rush, go go. I have sadly had parties that don't wait and when I have been a tank or healer roles, I have pretty much walked out and let them die while I waited for my fellow FF14 player to finish the cutscene.
Its a crime to me for people to force someone to skip… and part of me hopes that if people keep being jerks– maybe the righteous hand of Yoshi will come in and make all cutscenes unskippable! (after all, its now why the Castrum cutscenes are unskippable now, because of people forcing others to rush).
Either way, its a choice. Be nice to your fellow players and be patient! We are all here to have fun ♥
Next time I die to towers not being stood in, I'm gonna say "You can't die to mechanics you don't stand in" and then just chose to not die.
Great parody as always tho, it was really well done!
Ooof, watching this after the graphics glow up now I can see the difference starkly. Fun video though!
i remember a wise prophet who once mained as a white mage saying "You don't pay my subs either. So shut the hell up, and play your class you utter waste of sentient life!" white mage is not for everyone, you gotta have the balls to do this job, your pictomancer job ain't going to heal you with pretty pictures, either lily up, or go play with bunnies and baby duckies, which i highly recommend!
Its just like real life, nobody can force you to be nice to people. Just don't be surprised when nobody ever wants to do anything nice for you.
As the old saying goes, do unto others as you would have them do unto you
I don't mind if it's someone's first time and they're watching a cutscene (if I'm tanking, I'll wait on pulling).
However…if it's someone who isn't new/returning…I do get annoyed. I don't say anything in chat, but I mutter under my breath because I find it disrespectful.
Peak parody
Great parody!
Though I've never read anyone saying this lol
Maybe I'm still inexperienced, I've been playing only for a year after all
The production quality really amped up in just a few short months
im crying i love this
The WAR pulls as the WAR wills. The healer's opinion doesn't matter.