Things FFXIV Players NEVER say



There are some things we all Final Fantasy 14 players agree on. Here are some things you will never hear from an FFXIV player!

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23 thoughts on “Things FFXIV Players NEVER say”

  1. It is possible to make pretty Elezen, but you do need to choose glams carefully to hide the neck.

    Finally poor Lyse. It is actually ARR that does her dirty, they need to show her more clearly in ARR. Then the main problem with Stormblood goes away. It is currently reasonable to expect Lyse to be experienced in Stormblood and not make some poor decisions she makes, but if you change your mindset to her being relatively naive and inexperienced at the start of Stormblood her journey in the expansion is much better. (And yes the story overall supports the interpretation that she is naive and inexperienced, it just doesn't show it well – just change "she's an idiot" in your interpretation of her pre-Stormblood actions to "she is inexperienced and naive, sheltered by the NPCs who took her in" – even the youngest of which are better educated about the world than her.)

    I also made a glam with Metallic Orange dye on the weekend because it looks right as used. I should put it up on EC just for you :p

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  2. Not joking, I really enjoyed ARR and even the patch quests to get to Heavensward. Didnt skip cutscenes, read everything, and it felt very rewarding when I could see the progression of the story coming from a mile away. The pacing was slow, but I appreciated it very much as it really helped me immerse into the universe and lore of XIV, even small details in the world or NPC lines are really thought out in relation to the world if you look out for them! I took the habit of talking to both essential and nonessential NPCs during and between quests, the developers could've not cared and put nothing there, but they didnt. There's so much content and it shows how much love there is for the story, world and lore from the devs! I guess I'm also the exact target audience for a game like XIV as a self-proclaimed Whore For Lore, so my opinion isn't shared by many, but that's understandable.

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  3. things you'll never hear FFXIV players say:
    "I congratulate the Fortnite players. Having won the awards for 'best Community support' and 'best ongoing game' while also staying totally based is really inspiring and I hope our devs will someday be as awesome as yours"

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  4. "I like how well this cute glam fits my femroe." – Former femroe main who changed to bunny when I couldn't handle the wide shoulders and thick wrists ruining every cute dress.
    "I have such a wide selection of headwear. I can't decide what to put on my viera!" – cries in invisible Matoya hat ……. wipes tears after installing a mod

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  5. I literally first started healing in that dungeon and everyone kept pulling agro. I didn't have enough fast aoe to keep everyone alive longer than 3 minutes. This gave me ptsd for healing.

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  6. auto clickers… the "not only did you lose your house to me but I also emptied out your in game bank account" days. some smart but evil people found ways to use auto clickers for darkness by setting up personal vendors and being able to phase them just enough into the wall to bypass the plaque and have the auto clicker to click on it. then sell nothing but trash for ridiculous prices. I think the largest I saw was someone lost about 130 million gil from it which was all the gil they had on their character.

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  7. My main pet hate is only something that popped up after moving to NA servers.

    Why, the fuck, do people not wait for a pull timer.

    Impatience? Incompetence? Who knows, it just pisses me off to no end.

    (And tanks that waste DPS by opening with gap closers 🤣)

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  8. I cheesed to get into the crystal tower raid in alliance roulette, because I needed to do the crystal tower raid for relic progression. But I made sure at the same time that I don't qualify for World of Darkness.

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