Sharm ~ We Don't Talk About Laha (blah blah) (FFXIV Parody for Praetorium)

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Lyrics & vocals by Sharm
Guitar instrumental by Star Acoustik Karaoke:
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Footage from FFXIV

Characters:
Pepa as the Warrior of Light
Felix as Cid
Isabela as Nero
Camilo as Lahabrea
Dolores as Gaius
Abuela Alma as the Ultima Weapon
Mirabel as Party Chat
Townspeople as the 1st Cohorts

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17 thoughts on “Sharm ~ We Don't Talk About Laha (blah blah) (FFXIV Parody for Praetorium)”

  1. Characters:

    Pepa as the Warrior of Light

    Felix as Cid

    Isabela as Nero

    Camilo as Lahabrea

    Dolores as Gaius

    Abuela Alma as the Ultima Weapon

    Mirabel as Party Chat

    Townspeople as the 1st Cohorts

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    [Warrior of Light:]

    We don't talk about Laha, blah blah, no

    We don't talk about Laha, but!

    It was invasion day

    [Cid:]

    It was invasion day

    [Warrior of Light:]

    We were getting ready

    On an airship with Cid in the sky

    [Cid:]

    Airship with me in the sky

    [Warrior of Light:]

    Laha walks in with a mischievous grin

    [Cid:]

    LAHAAA

    [Warrior of Light:]

    Are you telling this story or am I?

    [Cid:]

    I'm sorry, warrior, go on

    [Warrior of Light:]

    Laha says, "This ain't no fight,"

    [Cid:]

    Why did he tell Gaius?

    [Warrior of Light:]

    "When we have got the shield of Light"

    [Cid:]

    Gonna need to get the hammers

    [Warrior of Light:]

    Then he uses Ultima!

    [Cid:]

    What a crazy day but anyway

    [Warrior of Light:]

    We don't talk about Laha, blah blah, no

    [Warrior of Light & Cid:]

    We don't talk about Laha

    [Gaius:]

    Hey, never did I ask for all this devastation

    You should know by now that was not my intention

    Laha caused a mess, what a pest, now here's my plan:

    Now that I appear to have your full attention

    Here's the reason for the war and all this tension

    I just wanna be the only ruler of this land

    Do you understand?

    [Lahabrea:]

    Ascian by name, mask across my face

    With my dark, dark magic leading the way

    Yeah, I whisper words to nudge and to sway

    [Party Chat:]

    Hey

    [Warrior of Light:]

    We don't talk about Laha, blah blah, no

    [Gaius:]

    No, no

    [Warrior of Light & Cid:]

    We don't talk about Laha

    [Gaius:]

    We don't talk about Laha

    [1st Cohort Hoplomachus:]

    He told me my 'bo would die, the next day, dead!

    [Warrior of Light:]

    No, no

    [1st Cohort Gladiator:]

    He told me I'd roll a 1 and just like he said!

    [Warrior of Light & Party Chat:]

    No, no

    [1st Cohort Eques:]

    He said a magic broom would "sweep" my room and now it's a mess!

    [Warrior of Light & Party Chat:]

    Hey!

    No, no

    [Warrior of Light & Cohorts:]

    He'll spin the wheel and he'll get inside your head

    [Nero:]

    Oh, hey Cid, I was just thinking

    Of the thing that ruined my life

    You stole my glory and Gaius adored you

    When it should've been me by his side

    [Warrior of Light:]

    (Please vote to kick this AFK)

    [Cid:]

    He told me I was the man of his dreams

    Such a young prodigy

    Beloved by the Empire

    It's like I hear him, now

    [Nero:]

    Hey Cid

    I want not a sound out of you

    [Cid:]

    It's like I hear him now, I can hear him now

    [Warrior of Light:]

    Um, Laha

    Yeah, about that Laha

    We really need to know about Laha

    Give us the truth and the whole truth, Laha

    [Ultima Weapon:]

    Lahabrea, your boyfriend's here

    [Cid, Nero & Party Chat:]

    No he didn't!

    [Everyone]

    [Warrior of Light & Party Chat:]

    Can we please kick this AFK?!

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  12. These are some real skills. Well done. Most people screw up FILKing a song by messing up the flow or scansion by trying to wedge in words that don't fit or stumble over too many syllables… but no, this one's flawless. It just flows so nicely, so many kudos.

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