5 Totally Family Friendly Moments in FFXIV (slight 5.0 spoilers)



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  1. Oh I can’t wait till the roe hotsprings moment

    (The ones at upper noscea is also something, a good chunk of WAR quests were there and I got to chill in the springs with the roes)

    But also, massaging the mandevilles.

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  2. I was so briefly terrified you'd shine a light on the Quicksands in Balmung and then me and all the other shameless degens would have to scatted like a bunch of catboy shaped roaches.

    Also best open world line is the guy outside of… I think Drybone? warning you to avoid the two prostitutes a few feet away because they gave him an STD

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  3. I wonder if there's going to be a hot spring in Endwalker somewhere.

    ARR has the one in Upper La Noscea (Where we got our…interesting introduction to Godbert), while HW has one in the Firmament, SB in Kugane, and ShB in Lakeland; the latter three of which all have an associated quest cutscene that asks if you feel you're "appropriately dressed" for the occasion prior.

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  4. Does anyone remember what Gegeruju said he would have done to F’lhaminn if he had known who she was? Or perhaps what happened to Arenvald’s mom? Yeah uh, this game is pretty fucked up.

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  5. I've been leveling scholar/summoner lately, so I've been in Limsa more than I want. The last time I was there, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ENGAGING IN IRL ZOOPHILIA.

    I worked on Paladin tonight.

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  6. Oh! Lucy!! Another Easter Egg or Un-family Friendly content. In Camp Drybone, there is a guy hiding in a doorway in the upper buildings overlooking the aetherite; if you're a female he propositions you~ to 'Wet the Wick'- if you are a dude he tells yah to piss off. XD

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  7. Oh Lucy, I expected more from you. Such an oversight of what is likely the most degenerate content THAT STILL EXISTS IN THE GAME. Where was Hunberct Longhaft?? The postmoogle quest "Stroking the Haft" is all the proof you need that this game is out to make degenerates of us all! I demand that you address this quest and it's content in a future video! 🤣

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  8. This isn’t even going near what some retainers will say depending on the personality you choose. My personal favorite is my Viera botanist girl who says “but I could yet serve you in so many ways, Master!” upon quitting and sending her back to the hare… I mean retainer quarters.

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  9. So funniest thing, I had a magic mike style outfit for my Dancer before ShB for the lols and you bet your ass when I ran into the Beehive I swapped to that class for MSQ for the joke

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  10. Oh, sleeping on that one fate chain cast in Eastern Thanalan I see!
    For such a lengthy and kind of annoying fate chain to win I was really surprised at how much innuendo they threw out there, all this stuff about lubrication and shafts. Twin cat girls and a hyur male too and I distinctly remember them also appearing in the Moogle mail carrying questline.

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  11. I mean when I first saw the Light Flood in Shadowbringers I affectionally referred to it as the "Coom Ocean" that was about as lewd as I've ever gotten in the game.
    Also I must be getting old, I don't know what 'down bad' means. You innocent little kiddos and your play names o/ pat* pat* you're sweet and good Girl Lucy 🙂

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  12. Limsa? more like the whole god damn island. To the north hermit's hovel, used to be big in balmung, don't know now. To the west the Siren's tower. To the east not only costa del sol but bronze lake. To the south wolves den for those combat sexuals like zenos. And at the heart of it all is the capital city.

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  13. The fact that the beehive isnt a prime spot for erp tells me that limsa is quite literally only popular because it has the marketboard right next to the aetherite.

    Cross world travel in old sharlyan when?

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