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Useless Chapters:
0:00 – Welcome party
0:40 – The proper way to heal
1:47 – The life of a healer
2:18 – Freecure = BAD
3:02 – Self Promotion Segment to Skip
3:35 – Healing Cooldowns but even more boring than you can imagine
5:49 – Practical Applications and Dungeons
7:49 – The best Liturgy of the Bell In FFXIV
9:09 – The only real heals
11:25 – A White Mage Rotation?
12:23 – Tangentially Related Rant
12:49 – Almost on Topic
13:07 – In The End
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bro your content is getting better and better every video HAHAHA
You have earned my engagement by mentioning listening to this to go to sleep. I am. Thank you
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freecure is actually needed for coil raids on minimum ilevel, only reason it exists
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This is a great guide and accurate to the core. Pro tip for dungeon White Magic is spam Medica Two about ninety percent of the time and you'll do passible.
As a white mage and harem owning potato woman, I can agree with the first part of the video. Very accurate, glad you understand.
and never forget, if your whm has any piety on their gear, you MUST make fun of them
Keep Freecure in the game, just put it on Glare and Holy. Bam, cancer is cured 2.
Yay more chair content
I thought liturgy was lame but holy fuck its actually pretty good for dealing with heal checks that force you to move during and dots. Get a lot of use out of it in P4S and Seph unreal
FF14 lost its own personal meta around heavens ward.
Once bard lost the mp regen song and went crit and damage…I started to realize the meta became less about adaptability and more toward learning dance steps to accommodate refugee playerbase influx…
But I also loved waiting for scheduled airships and Anima based aetherites…and ain't nobody got time for that now…
Holy. Making Dark Knights cry since forever.
Wow! I only play scholar but one day I will probably try WHM just to know that SCH is where I belong.
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As a Whm main, i will agree with everythink you said, unless my tank says otherwise//
Thanks Chair.
Did my first ever duty with players today, for post ARR, played White Mage and really enjoyed it.
im engaging daddy
I felt that visual gag about slapping benediction to no effect in my very soul
100k is easily doable, just sell your dark soul sign.
why potion at 1.472 when u can do it at 1.470 ?
I'm sorry, there's gcd healing outside of my lily skills? I do not know what you're talking about.
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Cure 1 is for topping up the loser DPS who are basically in min ilvl in alliance raids, who need that extra bit of HP to not die to the incoming raidwide.
1:28 I meet Jerry every night he comes to my Hunt trains.
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Ok nice guide probably idk i play ast but WHAT IS THE GLAM
I had no idea I was SUPPOSED to be fishing for free cure 2s. Thank you for the help to becoming mediocre.
I think all your videos would be improved by the introduction of some funny voices. Just throw some in there when you're talking as a different character or whatever.
I still have cure 1 somewhere on a hotbar for the rare occasion where I get summoned into Satasha during a leveling roulette. I can't be bothered to open the action menu just to drag that one icon.
Was.. that a mahjong yaku list at 1:06 ?
Finally a guide video that doesn't feel like chair's curated reading of the balance guide, please never try to explain something like double enshroud again
This was hilarious and also accurate, nice video.
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