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Oh my god XD
thought the exact same when I got to that part of the story, an actual child commander lol and when it failed it wasn't even shocking I was just like 'yeah no kidding'
I was thinking the same thing!! I was like "mam allow me to explain the tale of your son's DUMMEST MISTAKE"
Alphinauds PTSD will now return every time he sees his mother. Well done!
I was laughing a good 30 mins at this…So god damn brutal Jesse LOL
I swear it seemed like a good idea at the time ; . ;
Gosh his delivery sells it so hard. I actually liked the concept of the Crystal Brave but man did I lol.
So anyway's we ended a race war, 'n that crystal braves thing i mentioned, that came back to bite us in the ass, wound up leading to a super genocide dragon primal AND instigated TWO whole wars of independence, thousands of people dead, complete and total blood bath!
Allow me to tell you the story of Alphinaud's Sloppy Heaven.
Thinking about it now, it did kind of directly lead into Y'shtola going blind and Minfillia becoming Hydaelyn's vessel.
Oh jesus christ…
Lmfao
I was really surprised when they let a kid like alphi be the leader of a small army, that idea was so dumb it was bound to fail
Notice that ever since the Crystal Brave incident Alphinaud became real calm. Ngl I loved my current Alphinaud but the pre Crystal Brave Alphinaud was really punchable.
Pretty sure she knew. She was the one funding Alphi with this particular misadventure in the first place.
well at that time we didn't even expect shit will go that hard. Alphi is actually a good choice for his skill in politics and carefully wording to actually achieve his goal. But how the hell could we even expect that we were corrupted by the core already. 1/2 of Crystal Braves are fucking spies
Oh, but don't you see? By anime rules he should have saved the world three times by then. Honestly an army at his back should be nothing.
"And then there was the time Alphinaud bought that antique samurai sword with no idea how much it would cost. Nearly bankrupted the scions"
Is extra funny once you find out
SPOILERS
Her mom was the one who financed the Crystal Braves until Lolirito bough/bribed them