Just Five FFXIV Red Flags



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  1. I was told the other day to put a raise macro on so they could stop wasting their mp because we were in World of Darkness and…
    Well….

    Anyhow, they didn't have one either, but I had flashbacks to all the times I was raised by a healer with some snobby message and the thought of even putting "Raising x <se.4>" repulsed me

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  2. I feel like an anomaly cause I strictly use lore-friendly names but I've never RPed once in my life, while 99% of my game time is spent actually playing the video game and I was even an orange parser at one point.
    I just like coming up with cool names under the restrictions that lore-friendly naming schemes dictate.

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  3. I hate that catboy woman. Her voice is so cringe, it forced me to hit dislike :O

    last few days, i had french people in duty… tank or healer, both french, always used LB as tank or healer, when everyything was almost dead.

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  4. Leveling Cure spammer here.
    I know it's shit and knew it back then, but when you're level 35 and all you have is Lucid, and mentor tank decides he wants to do streak of chain pulls, instead of huge clean ones. I'm sorry, but Cure II is not an option you can use. with lucid use, You oom within 35 secs of Cure II spam, where 3 Cure+Cure II allows you to both fish for procs and allows you to not oom between Lucid. And after their dumb way of pulling, they will offer you advice not to use Cure, but Cure II instead which grinds my fucking gear. On bosses 100% agree Cure should never be pressed.
    But Cat-girls and Au ra bois, if you have mentor tank in low level synced roulette, get Cure on that bar, just in case.

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  5. The difference between cat girls and bunny boys is that we actually exist.

    Wait, Endwalker is out now. Shit. I mean, uh, cat boys! The difference between cat girls and cat boys!

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  6. I did a lvl 80 dungeon recently where I was a BLM and the other dps was also a BLM. I did about 2.5 times the damage and I'm not even good. I think the dungeon took 40 minutes to get through. It was excruciating

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  7. Another red flag for the list, the dps/tank who insists it's the healer's fault they died with 27 vuln stacks, then blames you for not slow rezzing them after their fifth death in one fight.

    I'm not one of those healers that refuses to heal you because you made trip into an aoe, but after some of the things I've seen… I understand the appeal.

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