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Not even the best of Healers can heal stupid. (But maybe you can! ♪)
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
@FINAL FANTASY XIV
#thelittlemaiden #ffxiv #ff14 #comedy #shorts #ffxivonline #ffxivmemes
© SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. All Rights Reserved.
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I should feel bad but man kinda deserved boss xD
healers always adjust, if you don't do your part and shit talk, you can be certain we'll get you killed in a way that does not endanger ourselves, watch your backs, only a skilled tank with perfect timing on Arms length can survive our wrath. the one skill you probably dont even got on your hotbars if you're bad enough to enrage us :3
Idk why healers complain, just heal us ez pz lemon squeezy.
I heard that healers get bored when they have nothing to heal, so I don't use my mitigation in order to make that daily expert roulette run just that much more fun and interesting for them. 😉
"We shall go together" -Healer rescuing the tank off the cliff with them probably
I became a villain long ago. Though I've never Rescued a tank off the edge before, tanks or non-tanks nearly dying barely concerns me anymore.
I care not a whit if you're at 10 HP; you can still do your rotation, no? Keep going. I know when the next raidwide is, so here's a regen that will heal you fully by that time. If you die before the regen does its work, well… that's your fault. I'm not going to band-aid every boo-boo the second you get them.
Fight and struggle. Seek salvation by your own hands.
Though the losses be grave, endure them.
Though the victories be hollow, claim them.
Mitigation?
What's that?
Look, healers, you can't just make up words.
This is why i play RDM and PLD as my dps and tank XD when tanking I'll just heal myself as healers as intertwining a heal here and there as PLD doesn't really lower dps for PLD's and doesnt interfere with our rotations to much. Plus it builds LB faster when a non healer heals and when healers wait till tank is in critical to start healing. So i prefer my healers to wait till I'm at about 25-35% to start focus healing me. Critical heal/life saves build more LB too. More LB means more damage from dps
The fact that a member of a FC I used to be in legit used the “I don’t want to clutter my bars” excuse made this hit way too close to home.
OMG The comments 😀
A recent Castrum Abania run had a new healer who was really nervous, and a rotten tank who completely ignored mechanics. We wiped to the second boss a few times, and the medic was grovelling as if it was his fault. Poor guy.
I also just recently started healing. As in literally the first time ever in all the years I've played MMORPGs, I finally touched the role. Haven't encountered a truly horrible tank yet–fortunately–but a couple of DPSes are pushing me there.
"I am a god, and all of you are just sacks of hit points"
"Wall to wall, or not at all"
"If a tank dies and didn't use invuln, is it really my fault?"
"I can't heal stupidity"
"I'm a strong and independent healer who has no need for any tank"
"Healing is only fun when people got hurt"
"It's a DPS loss to raise you"
"You can just lie there and stay dead" Casts glare over dead body
Do I have enough of a god complex as a healer?
Epic healer pull
Noooooo!
I remember the good old times when we'd be fighting Xande, and healers would do a switcheroo for that one quake mechanic
Meanwhile me: that one sch/sage that WILL keep shields up
When I see shield countdown at 2 on party members: already recasting aoe shields
Someone dares to stand too far to gain aoe heal+shield: almost as if on purpose single target crit shield of shame on them to notify who wasn't in MY range
As a warrior main I can confirm healers ain’t shit
I felt a deep unimaginable, emotional pain when I heard "I don't know what those are," followed shortly by "they take up my two hotbars."
As a paladin tank i seen more healer waste time dps then healing me and i love needing to do 99% my mit just because healer refuse to bother to heal at all .