Asmongold reacts to his own Reddit page, talks about “getting paid to stream FFXIV and spread fake news about WoW” conspiracy, Square Enix letter raising stock prices and a few funny clips. Like and subscribe if you enjoyed!
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Why would anyone need to spread negative fake news about WoW when there's plenty of negative real news about it?
Now now, we all know Asmongold gets paid ingame by armies of sexy cat girls. Who are all funded by Yoshi P. Totally.
This was not a conspiracy cooked up by those evil bastard Lalafell.
I'm so dead….worthless story, time waster… troll…This, THIS is WHY we CAN'T have nice things… smh
I have proof that SquareEnix paid off Blizzard to make the game bad for years too. Meet me under the overpass at 10pm tonight and I'll give you all the documents showing Yoshi P and Ion shaking hands over a pile of unconscious, coked-up hookers.
Why would it even matter if Asmon got paid to play FF14?
That girl at the end is the cutest ever, oh my god
Anyone smart enough to read this before watching the whole video, skip the soup story, it ends with a dumb cliff hanger, waste of everyone's time unless you enjoy the random dribble of others.
1+1=2
Source: "Principia Mathematica" 360 pages just to prove it…
I think it's funny that they chose 1+1=2 for that first meme. Considering that's probably the hardest part of math to actually verify.
Took a whole team geniuses to write like 750 pages of equations and and assumptions of proofs to verify that 1+1 does actually equal 2.
HE JUST ADMITED HE PAYED LOGAN TO LOOSE TO TYSON LUL
Sure, Asmon is paid by Square Enix to play FFXIV and hate on WoW…but what about the hundreds ofcreators who have made a similar journey? People want life to be more juicy and interesting than it is.
Person: “ Asmongold was paid to play FF14”
Asmongold: “these people are fucking idiots I can’t believe …..(30 minutes later) ….and thats why they’re morons.
Person: “have you ever been paid to play a video game before?”
Asmongold: “…yes”
I'm going to say something to some gamers that may or may not take them by complete surprise and shock.
Ahem, Some games end up being💩, so people with COMMON SENSE will migrate to a game that isn't 💩. Funny how people tend to use their brains on basic forms of entertainment. The more you know I guess.🤣
That soup story was such a fucking cock tease, I was so invested and then the lack of a punchline just hits me right in the nads.
Wtf is this weeb shit at the end… asmon dont do this to us theres still time to turn back lol
going after FF14 and him is the wrong choice. New World and Streamers / Rust and streamers however….thats different (Facepunch admitted they paid the bill for a few months of OTV for publicity; and if you think Amazon didnt ask streamers to play at least then youre kidding yourself. Maybe amazon didnt pay them but they definitely asked them to play). Also some streamers are paid in the same way GMs are paid….if you really think "Merch and prio-login" are forms of ACTUAL PAYMENT….you really dont know your self worth. Also being paid to play a game isnt the same as being paid to advertise it. No one can pay asmon to advertise anything; they can however pay him to react to the game and give his opinion; the runescape one is a perfect example. He asked them if he could talk shit if he didnt like it and they said "We'd rather you didnt but yea sure we arent gonna stop you from saying you dont like it"
FF14 is so boring to watch. Just look at the graphic. It looks like a PS2 graphic game.
In 8 years, I've never seen party finder full of boosters waiting on people to carry them through Extremes they've never cleared. Well, not until 2 weeks after you started playing FFXIV. WoW refugees are the Californians of gaming. You’re fleeing the smoldering pile of ashes that your own behavior is greatly responsible for creating. The actual problem that people have with WoW is not its mechanics or systems, it’s the community who’s mentality never left 2005 4chan. WoW players are the type of people that will pay multiple $15 subscriptions as some accounts are routinely banned, just to grief people through whatever exploits or loopholes the game allows. This was a nice neighborhood. You have to go back.
I'd believe it
My conspiracy would be that SQEX is paying Asmongold NOT to play XIV since their servers can't handle any more new players… lol
I remember when I first heard asmon was playing ff it was cause someone told me he was being paid to play it 😅
Asmon getting his arse beat by an asian girl at a dancing game… 🤣👏👏👏👏
Soup
That tomato soup bit sounds like one of Norm Macdonald's long-winded rambling/ranting jokes. I love it.
not surprised the copium hit some so hard they dont wanna believe a better game exists
A weak position will often try to show the exception as the rule.
damnit I was getting invested in the soup story
Good try? I'm an older DDR player our boi played without the bar. When did people start bragging about getting E's with the bar?
I bet the soup story is the origin for Gordon Ramsay – something has to explain that man 😀
"my grandma smoked all her life and reached 100 years old, so the story that smoking kills you is not true."
I fart in your general direction.
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