Know this #meme ?? Feel old yet??
From Dota 2 Meme “Dota 2 player be like…”
but I edited into #FFXIV version and would optimized
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Know this #meme ?? Feel old yet??
From Dota 2 Meme “Dota 2 player be like…”
but I edited into #FFXIV version and would optimized
source
It never fails. Every time I want to use the bathroom, my que pops. Right when I reach the door.
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C'mon dude – Tank or healer you will get it in very short period of time. Hehehe
The accuracy lol
EVERYTIME!
I can relate to this XD
"Ah dps queues take a long time! Average 10 minutes? Yeah no problem, let me just do some MSQ cutscene that i want to watch real quic- *SHIIIING!*"
Every. Godsdamn. Time.
i wish tyhey made it into 2-3 minute/
Gotta invest in a piss jug.
Yeah I go back and hold it in so I can finish my run haha it doesn't take that long anyway lol
holy shit, i thought this is my secret technique to get fast queue, it really does happen to everyone huh
This is so true! omg!
Meanwhile it takes 90mins for me to get into binding coil of bahamut…. is no one doing that content? D:
Every fucking time
Had this happen to me not too long ago, can confirm. Didn't quite run out in the middle of things though
I once had one all "queue time is 35 minutes" and I was hit by a major blast of the runs. About a minute later was I was blasting off the queue popped and I knew I wasn't going to make it back to my PC in time so I just sat there listening to it tick away. When I was finally done and I sat back down to reenter the queue… it actually took 35 minutes. I swear it's like the game has some kind of built in sensor for butts to toilet seats.
Oooh, I remember this meme. Good ol' times of playing Dota.
How to make DPS queue faster:
– Switch to one of your crafting jobs
– Press one of your 2-part crafting macros
Now that’s a lot of aoe.
And then you realise you got ifrit on your levelling roulette
Lies. Normal Raids as a Tank? That's an insta or damn near it every time.
….Now, a Deeps Queue on the other hand? 100% truth.
Queue tip: install remote control app on your phone, when you hear SHING just get your phone, connect, click commence ON YOUR PHONE, then easily end your pee/poo/drink. For bonus point type THROUGH YOUR PHONE "give me a sec" in in-game chat
I always cancel my queues when I have to go get something. Unless it'd only take like 30 seconds, it would definitely pop up to spite me.
Which theme is that
Your penalty count has increased after abandoning a duty after it has been readied.
Bruh it’s funny how I thought I can use the bathroom when literally I pressed confirm the duty roulette dropped in one second
I use the bathroom before queuing.
why I carry my controller everywhere with me now
You still had a full minute
Never ever start a queue if you think you will have to go poop soon. That’s asking for the queue to pop as soon as you have to have explosive diarrhea.
GROUP A STACK TO SOAK
So fucking true.. xD
How many goddamn time the queue tagged while I was busy around but never when I was in front of the PC.. 😂
Everytime
I’ve been burned too many times thinking I have time to do something, I just withdraw from the queue if I’m leaving my desk lol
i thought my que popped, and im not even logged in right now
That is why i make sure to finish my business before the roulette.
MY QUE POPPED RIGHT AS I WAS WATCHING THIS
I swear it pops the INSTANT I'm out of earshot of my computer, every single time
"Damn, that queue is taking a while, let's summon Murphy's law…"
Goes potty
SHHHING
if only they did this as a dps que then it would of made sence