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Are blackmages… bratty subs?
BLM has a pelvic thrust that they can immediately pull out from just so they can do it again a few seconds later. Big horny.
Black mage is totally virgin tier. Schotte said, "Oh, get laid? I thought you said get….ley….lines…. I, uh… gotta go…"
As a machinist, I can confirm, I like to finish every boss and even random mobs with my drill right in their ass or where it's supposedly located.
Black Mages are obviously virgins; they had to wait until they turn 30 before getting their powers 😛
Already wrong video. RDM, pimp hat. That is all. They're the #1 horny of them all, they're up there with BRD and DNC. Also BLMs are totally virgins. They're too busy dead from dying in AoEs to get any.
me, who mains whm drk and mch: mmm yeah this fucks.
All three of my favorite jobs are in Virgin tier
Maybe I need to reflect on my choices
Or maybe I need to try talking to women
As a blackmage main, AGREED WITH YOUR HORNY ASSESSMENT
Dragoons are all into that penetration.
They used to pole dance but yoshi-p wasnt into that and grounded them.
BLU are monster fuckers
Ninjas have their Bunshin, they don't need anyone else.
Blue Mages literally carry a pimp cane
The boy of the endwalker trailer is gonna shit on you
As someone who plays All The Healers I am now very conflicted
This tier is scary accurate.
Me a virgin who mains paladin, dabbles in ninja and looking to try samurai.
I'm learning new stuff about myself being a SMN main and all
Bard main here. I once broke out Porter Robinson in Limsa and was bombarded with dropped panties. Like they were firing panties out of a cannon, dude.
Black mages are those people who are Larping but still have time for s*x
Do Disciple of Hand/Land Job tier list. :3c
Tfw GNB, BLM, and AST
yo kou wtf my two main jobs are paladin and astro… why u have to dunk on me like this?!
BLM lay lines, not pipe. They are total virgins.
ahh, so 95% of the people on social media are red mages
it all makes sense
Dragoons do be thrusting tho
Blm is big horny. They literally have their enochian up all the time.
🤣 I hate how accurate this is to my static. I'm sitting here and cry while i laugh 😂
NO, YOU LIE KOU!! Blue Mages ARE horny, they do 50 shades of BLU with all sorts of baddies. And when the time comes they go from Submissive to Dominatrix in a heartbeat. They are BDSMages.
RDMs are pretty horny. You fill up your gauge, go in and slap that thing around, pull out, and unload all over the enemy. And you bust every 30s or so, sometimes even back-to-back. Seems like top horny to me.
i play NIN and i can ensure you that us and BLM are no virgins, we get fucked constantly by AoEs the moment we use leyline or TenChiJin, please reconsider your position.
he knows panty and kneesocks very nice
GNB is virgin like the Paladin. The lore for them is literally that they protect the Princess/Queen