this is the best career criticism in the Entire Underworld
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chapters btw
00:00 anti-chrysler
00:53 monk
01:40 dragoon
02:35 samurai
03:34 reaper
04:30 ninja
05:28 black mage
06:23 summoner
07:19 red mage
08:19 bard
09:20 machinist
10:19 dancer
11:19 dark knight
12:22 paladin
13:22 warrior
14:18 gunbreaker
15:20 white mage
16:23 scholar
17:18 astrologian
18:28 sage
19:28 now let me die
20:12 fine ill rap ONE MORE TIME
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aw yeah i love having extremely bad opinions and sharing them with strangers on the internet <3
everyone knew this video was coming. MERRY CHR*STMAS. i hope u guys are having a good holiday season…… take care of ur wallets………. and URSELVES, humans. u are very important >:( but like, to keep my savage demon street cred, i will pretend to be ambivalent towards ur personal health. thank u very much
As a MNK main I am stubborn incarnate. If you hit anything hard enough, it will eventually go your way. About to make the best damn pencilade this side of Eorzea.
Also the Misshappen Chair jab sent me into o r b i t.
Today I learned that I'm the minority of warriors that try to help newbies in dungeons.
Not funny didn’t laugh disliked and reporting for terrorism because there isn’t an option for cringe
As a dancer main, this is completely 100% accurate how dare you read me this hard when you don't even know me
Ast main and controller player. We are sigma tops that top other tops
aww yiss another awesome Lucy vid, I main both MCH and SCH and these were accurate! I do play SGE but felt dirty betraying my trust old SCH like that so I went back D:
Sadly, I have no idea what job I'm actually going to be maining this expansion so I don't know which of these truly applies to me. I WAS going to be a Summoner main but then I picked up Reaper and it's SICK but there are so many of them that I can't get in a group and the other group wants a Red Mage and not a Summoner but I haven't even leveled Red Mage yet because I get almost no time to play the game between work and the exceedingly long queues. You know, maybe I'll just go Machinist and call it a day…
As a ninja main I feel called out.
I like how I get priority ress as RDM in an aoe death because them healers KNOW i'll be dispensing those insta verraises
I was doing just fine until she said why do all of you also play whm. step on me more.
As a warrior main I can personally confirm the desire to solo a boss from 80% just to flex. Though most of the time it's solo from 5% cause the rest of the party wiped on a mechanic that you somehow healed through with 8 vuln stacks.
i am liking commenting and subscribing because the cringe lady told me so, also nice rap as always
JOKES ON YOU I WAS A WHITE MAGE MAIN BEFORE I WENT SAGE! …but I've also only played the game for like a month and a half so… shut up, my opinions are still valid ;.;
i watched this after doing everything you said in the warrior section I feel personally attacked by how accurate it was >.>
Thanks for the fun content my dude! Much respect for the grind of putting out so much.
Cries in BLU
I- dnc was very accurate
Sad BLU Mage noises :'(
how dare you call me out on my daddy issues! Love you girl!
As a monk main graphite makes me tougher then most dps, nobody complains when i makes the party hit things harder and the healer heal more
Watching this as a Sage Main at 6:00 hits different. I need to go to sleep.
Be me a samurai main:
Would like to point out that one of the clips you showed is actually an Endwalker dungeon despite the intro saying only pre-Endwalker.
And despite the fact I was not spoiled + it's optional and has zero bearing on the story at large, I will now hold this against you for the rest of whatever remains of my life.
Should've known better than to trust a demon
EDIT: Good video though, cringe fucker
The Reaper one was Terrifyingly accurate.
First of all Lucy-sama how incredibly rude of you to assume that an unhealthy amount of caffeine won't make me happy
Yet another phenomenal video, Lucy. Truly an inspiration to all YouTube content creators who can never even hope to meet a fraction of this skill. The flare, panache, and aplomb of each carefully crafted chapter stuns onlookers each and every time, It is humbling on an unprecedented scale. Sincerely; Everyone needs to Like the Video, Subscribe to the Channel, Click the Bell to receive notifications regularly, And make sure to follow on Social Media to get even more glorious content!!
please let me out of this waffle house now
controller astrologian and finally, the respect i don’t give myself bc i’m still playing this damn job