Choosing YOUR New FFXIV Main (with a Roasting Twist)

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this is the most video that i ever cut down audio for it was definitely an event that existed in the underworld

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47 thoughts on “Choosing YOUR New FFXIV Main (with a Roasting Twist)”

  1. video has some footage of endwalker content, so tab out and listen if you don't wanna see that!

    this video was challenging and it's kinda scuffed with very few edits… but i think i know where i went wrong on my planning here and i can be more prepared for the next "twitter" collab of sorts :3c either way, i hope u all enjoy it i only went 50% insane please be proud!!

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  14. "Not many delusional healers that would describe themselves as comfy but i'm gonna say you're a white mage" …….. I got attacked with every whm joke but this is so specific..

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  16. "Every Customer Service veteran needs PEW PEW to take care of annoying customers."

    So, Lucy, tell us that you work customer-service without actually saying you work customer service…

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  27. I started as a bard, leveled to 50 only so I could get access to instruments (which I never use) and samurai, which I then mained through Shadowbringers. Switched to dancer after finishing Endwalker because I thought the rotation would be easier. Cried like a little bitch after getting thrown into P1 savage. Switched again to White Mage.

    My life has never been better, I have felt joy for the first time in years. Understand, I am not a masochist. I am a sadist. I like watching my raid fail. I like watching the blackmage whine about how their opener was "scuffed" then waiting for the right moment to "save them" from mechanics. I like getting to raise the floor-tanking freestyle samurai for the third time in a fight, just to watch them get a 4th stack of vulnerability and die all over again. I like watching summoner's panic at having to move and push buttons at the same time, its like watching the special needs kid try to chew gum and walk down the cracked pavement that the city should have replaced 30 years ago.

    But most of all, I like knowing that as shit as I am, these poor sods need me. I wont uninstall, I wont change jobs, the most I will do is attempt to play this game at a (barely) adequate level. Fear me Lucy, I'm in your duty finder queues.

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  29. 5:17 typing from 2000's mypsace and improperly uses "meh". That's a post mypsace user that was probably born after 2006, who most likely doesn't know the difference between the there's. Which means they're probably fake, and what is the fakest class out there? Congrats…they're a blue mage.

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  30. surprisingly… adorable… just the right amount of wholesome I needed after my looooong workday.

    started this thinking "oh, only 10 min of condensed Lucy goodness?" only noticed the time when you made the joke about sly and followed it up with another persona referance 🙂

    btw, didnt know about this being on twitter, already perpetually depressed so I dont use twitter.

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  34. Damn. I missed the prompt. Now I will never know what she will say about " full time night shift worker who listens to podcasts for 9 hours because my thoughts will hurt me if i am alone with them."

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  46. "How about you uninstall" had me laughing my ass off!!! Great comment. Also as a Sam main and WHM second – these comments hurt. We aren't all losers!! Just most of us :/

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