A Pedantic guide to sucking less at FFXIV Fall Guys



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Intro – 00:00
The Golden Rule of Snapshotting – 01:12
Slow and Steady wins the race – 01:40
Gentlebean’s Fever (Stage 1 Variant 1) – 02:01
Axe Bridge – 02:11
Stunning Cones – 02:31
Stunning Cones (w/Ice) – 02:38
Acceleration Bomb – 03:21
Temporary Misdirection – 03:53
Manderville-Can Parade (Stage 1 Variant 2) – 05:20
Forced March – 05:45
Spinning Stick Circles – 06:10
Spinning + Swinging Balls – 06:33
Slippery Snowball Slope – 08:10
The Gold Swiveller (Stage 2 Variant 1) – 08:59
The Typhon Strategy – 09:24
The 180 Stick Machine – 09:58
Respect the Line AoEs -10:14
Saucery Siege (Stage 2 Variant 2) – 10:35
Crystal Delivery Strategy – 10:55
Yellow Lane – 11:39
Red Lane – 12:31
Blue Lane – 13:17
Manderville Mountain (Stage 3) -15:00
Exaflares and why they suck – 15:24
The Right Side – 16:09
The Yojimbo Zigzag – 16:52
The Bonk Hammer Patterns: 17:25
Finish Line hitbox and Netcode: 17:47
Conclusion – 18:35
Lik and Subscrob – 19:42

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15 thoughts on “A Pedantic guide to sucking less at FFXIV Fall Guys”

  1. excellent guide my liege, despite the bad netcode, it's still a fun content to play with my FC mates

    also in my personal experience, somehow i win more crowns on the left lane than the right lane, maybe it's because i don't hug the left wall but rather running slightly center-left side so i can detect easier how the exaflare pattern starts going

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  2. I currently have 30 wins right now- and for the last round if you want to win it is imperative to know the hitboxes of those yellow circle AOE's. The reason why it is so intensive is due to the fact that it is forcing you to think 2 steps ahead while dodging into already telegraphed AOE's. If you don't lose track of the Exflares and remember to strafe left and right through the Yojimbo Boxes you will get that W. Getting hit by those Exflares or boxes is a greater loss of time than waiting to move into a safe spot. Lastly, ZOOM OUT YOUR SCREEN! You cannot keep track of AOE's that you cannot see! Have fun gamers o/

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  3. Do remember tho that with every guide that gets released for this the average participant gets better as well which makes it even harder for you to win. If you really want the 100 wins you might want to wait a month so that most of the sweats grinding it out for 8 hours a day will be done.

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