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So are we going to get a video about the DPS classes because from what I can see he talks more about the Sage then any of them.
Full glad am I for the enjoyment to be had at attending your videos, Warrior of Light.
You sir… are my hero! ALWAYS BE CASTING!
Unrealistic, DPS queues are way longer than 6 1/2 minutes
(JK I know it was the entire time this vid took to make and render)
3:49 I have literally wiped to single digit health numbers in raids in multiple MMO's.
One of the most annoying things lmao
0:58 why is kou in the trash😭
that last part about q times… perfection
Loved the Bionicle armed trash can, very nice to see Bionicle references in this day and age.
Jo out here flexing his ultimate weapons so you respect him and that he isn’t just memeing. I mean he is memeing but like…what he says is true…you know what I mean
I was JUST wondering what happened to the Crap guide to FF XIV yesterday I should play the lottery
Ah yes, DPS queue times are a bitch. But comes with the territory, you need more DPS than anything else and people are hesitant for the responsibility of tanks and healers.
That ending capped off an incredibly good video. xD
2:52 the eyeballs in the mouth 👀
That queue pop'n'drop though. The pain. The frustration. XD
Also if you take damage the healer has to pull off of healing the tank whos job is to take that damage, so please avoid the big glowing obvious circles and lines.
Amazing job as usual! Keep making stuff you like! Engagement for the algorithm gods!
That red light in Philly comment O O F IT HURTS BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
6.5 minute DPS queue? Unrealistic.
DPS is living in constant fear of never knowing exactly when your que will pop.
And if it'll actually go thru.
I don't even play FFXIV, I just enjoy consuming more JoCrap content ♥︎
Excuse me, DID I SEE A DRAGON QUEST GOLEM?!
Disclaimer: Dragoons have many reasons not to press that button at all times. Reckless jumping leads to floor tanking.
'Always deal damage at range'
Me, a Monk: Well…guess I'll just charge up my chakra…
whistles in 0 range dpsRed Mage is the only DPS that is a DPS, Tank and Healer Combined
Summarized: deal fucking damage you gobble-bright.
YES
READ YOUR FUCKING TOOL TIPS BY LEVEL 80 AT THE VERY LEAST
I kind of wish there was a reference for "Stand in the fire to DPS higher".
Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣
Me, as a 1.0 (even beta) Main Healer, get's upset when i see another healer, who don't deal dmg. I mean, yeah, the Tank needs to be healed… but NOT if they are MISSING 4% OF THEIR HP!. Players that are completely new to healing in the first dungeons, are really ok, because they are new and don't know, that dealing dmg is a second thing, they should do. But not if they are still doing no damage, if you tell them to do so, if nobody needs major healing… espiacilly in the early dungeons.
I love how this hits home…specially the last part when you queue and suddenly one freaking member decides to withdraw so you need to wait again 😛
Jocat my guy why you coming after Philly like that bro
@1:44 I think I can name which games those three monsters first appeared in…
FINALLY
Oh god….the queue…..I was a thaumaturge/black mage main. I gave up on the mandatory coop missions
Extra Tip for PC Players intent on Savage+: PARSE. Yes it's a naughty thing to talk about but parsing really is the best way to know if you are getting better or if you are just not getting it. Get your parser, go into a duty and check your numbers. Upload it to FFLogs and compare to others, if you are parsing better than green, you are doing something right. Just remember this caveat: Don't be a dick with it. Part of the reason parsing is bannable if talked about ingame is that there is a stigma of people harassing low parsers out of parties and thus you are bait to get banned if you do this even unironically. NEVER talk about it in game, use it as an improvement tool, you'll be up there.
Huge missed opportunity to use the acronym P.A.R.S.E. Just had to put rule #1 last instead. Then to PARSE P(urple) you just have to add some PRACTICE.
>6m vidoe.
Jo, dat q popped too fast, doncha lie to us.
2:47 nice clip, did they teach you to double weave with a jump in floor tank school?