I am not amongst those who are attracted to Emet, but i can tell you, this is pointless. They will continue their lust for him regardless what you tell them 😅
Friend: "Please don't try and f*ck him." WoL: "Oh, I stopped trying a while ago." Friend: "Oh.. okay." *Emet-Selch and WoL lock eyes*😏 Friend looks between them "… Wait, wha-" (Roundabout starts playing)
"But they're hot!" Is such a relatable thought tbh
I am not amongst those who are attracted to Emet, but i can tell you, this is pointless. They will continue their lust for him regardless what you tell them 😅
Counter argument: he's hot😅
The stage dancing… fans self but dead faints anyway
My WoL: Okay… Mentally, the Squidward scene: "Oh no he's hooot!"
IT MIGHT NOT FIX HIM. BUT IT MAY CALM HIM DOWN FOR A WHILE IF I SCREW HIM STUPID.
Friend: "Please don't try and f*ck him."
WoL: "Oh, I stopped trying a while ago."
Friend: "Oh.. okay."
*Emet-Selch and WoL lock eyes*😏
Friend looks between them "… Wait, wha-"
(Roundabout starts playing)
ok I won't try… I will succeed -WoL probably
Unless?
What does she mean by "try?"
no im gonna
hes evil with a good hearth a true homie
I just see him as a sassy cranky dad-sort-of-but-also-grandpa.
That being said
He’s still pretty, 10/10 would probably get squished but would try to hug anyway.