10 Useless Things in FFXIV



Some things are almost as useless as mentors, and I will talk about them in this video.

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24 thoughts on “10 Useless Things in FFXIV”

  1. Shield Bash is 99% useless. However, I have found a need when i popped my Low Blow too early/wrong target. BUT the only time I found absolute MUST for it is the World Of Darkness Alliance. The first major spawning adds to use (I think) 'Eyes On Me'. They can be stunned but no one does. So if you play Paladin, please stop them asap and will save alot of people.

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  2. Most useless thing. The carbuncle. Could be removed immediately sine it fulfills no purpose other than looking nice. Might as well be turned into a minion.
    Please make it able to attack again square.

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  3. everyone knows the disclaimer is weak dont @ me energy..,
    everyone knows why things happen, with as asmon calls it..,
    Horsefarts death..,[lancer arse had a healing debuff]
    PLDs only gained magic defence historically after That..,

    Shield Bash is actually useful.., but only in situations in which having two stuns simultaneously going is useful..,
    like when you run out of mitigation..,[dps loss be damned, what does a parse matter, a clear is a clear..,] shield bash should get upgraded tho.., thats for sure..,
    itll give it a new life asides being an old tool that is only really useful if you are low level, or need to live longer cause you fd one mit, and the healer is bad..,

    i stopped watching after that..,

    have fun profiting off the uninformed..,
    [not a @ you, or hate message.., but i was hoping some twisiting the blade on truly useless stuff..,]
    like voices..,

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  4. Hot take:
    Free Cure is actually helpful for sprout whm that don't have appropriate gear for dungeons until aurum vale. Legit its the saving grace of giant pulls in EVEN IN AURUM VALE after you've used up 2-3 holy.

    Shield bash as well is super helpful for dungeon/fate/alliance raid mini bosses that nonstop casts giant aoes that you cannot interrupt and is as often faster than leg blow's cooldowns. One shield bash gcd is nothing compared to 6-7 secs of waiting or running in and out of giant circles.

    Also even if this video didn't mention it, I bet someone will eventually say Sleep is also useless. Lemme tell you a story when a certain black mage saved a poor healer from a gang of wild cactuars after tank took a melee dps as casualty in their lunatic pulls. The black mage got 3 commends that run. It was a good day.

    Novice Network is actually helpful except during the lull times when they are just a bunch of degenerates. At least in Crystal server. Idk how other servers are like.

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  5. i love how the comments on this video have become just “this is misinformation!!!!1!1! (insert skill) isn’t actually useless because (insert super specific situation that most people never encounter)!!!”

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  6. Haurchefant's death is even worse than that….

    He died blocking an attack that wouldnt have injured us if it hit us, and also completely missed us anyway. He gave his life for literally nothing.

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