The best minions EVER in FFXIV. Enjoyment of the game would plummet into oblivion without these super cute super amazing minions! These spark joy! These are so happy and fun! I love them SO much!
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Timestamps:
0:00 Top 10 Minions in FFXIV
0:32 Special Mentions!
1:43 10 – Abroader Otter
2:18 9 – Palico from Monster Hunter!
2:49 8 – Scree! The Great Serpents of Ronka!
3:26 7 – Morpho
4:38 6 – Wind up Rudy the Gift Giver!
5:05 5 – Wind up Meat Eater
6:01 4 – Hatching Bunny
6:35 3 – STAR WARS MINION
7:46 2 – Red Panda
8:39 1 – Drippy THE LEGEND! THAT DRIP THO!
9:15 What are your favorite minions
Minions are one of my favorite part of final fantasy 14. While these little guys might not add anything in terms of combat advantages they add a distinct level of fun and ability to express yourself in game!
That is until you realize the gold saucer has the lords of verminion minigame which is actually a really epic way to play with your minions! But more on that later, because this video is my top 10 minions.
Of course the best minion is whatever fits what you like the most. But this is my personal list of my top minions!
Let’s start off with some special mentions cause if I don’t mention them I will be grilled to ash.
Special mention 1: Fat Cat.
When it comes to excellent minions that are well loved in the game few things are as powerful– flat out OP if I may– as the fat cat. This minion’s highly questionable ummm whatever you call this bounding gait– is amazing.
Now let’s read the description.
“Born in an unmarked alley in an unnamed town, this poor creature had to hunt the mean streets just to stay alive… until learning that following retainers and feeding off the slaughter left in their wakes was a safer, easier way to a full belly.”
Yeah. That’s the actual description in the game. Case closed.
Special mention 2 : Bom boko. First off it loves transmog which we all know we are big proponents of in the 14 community. We love our transmog.
Although I know some of you might choose questionable things to transmog into.
But this hover text. I just.
I can’t.
Do.
It.
This is literally in the game and I am DEAD.
Special mentions out of the way now we’re into my top 10.
10: Abroader Otter, alongside the normal odder otter this little guy is wearing a ridiculous hawaiian t shirt and a straw hat and a fishing pole! I don’t even know what else to say other than yeah the abroader otter is totally ridiculous and makes me so happy! Also the lore!! The minion lore is so cute!
I mean if you get bored of the food you gotta do something about it right? Relatable content. I relate to this abroader otter. And the odder otter some days when I want to pronounce words correctly.
9: Palico! From monster hunter world cross over event we can have our very own palico. I’m sad that unlike monster hunter world I cannot change it’s colors to something morbidly offensive to the eyes and then equip it with tons of gear for pokemon palico– what I never mentioned I did some monster hunter world in the past!? Pokemon palico for the win!
And very easy addition to this list!
8: The great screes. These little yellow wrigglers are legendary in the 14 community and for good reason. They are ridiculous, the lore behind them is ridiculous, the questline to unlock them is a meme and I can’t even deal with it.
They are just a fave and I actually love them too myself.
They also come in behatted and behelmeted serpent of ronka if you aren’t fully satisfied with the asmongold scree.
3. Pod 316
Star wars vibes going wild. I adore this minion. Couple this with light saber nouliths and yeah I’m totally beyond thrilled! 4 light saber styled noutliths here just gives me life! Fave weapon in game! Absolute favorite of mine! But I’ll shut up now because this isn’t a favorite weapon in final fantasy 14 video. But this is #1.
Now let’s talk color. I said Pod 316 which is the black version of the samsung S22 Ultra or Iphone Pro Max. Depending on the glamour though the white version of the phone may be better. But in general I find myself pulled more for the black one so that’s why this one!
But what can I say about this minion… it looks highly distinct. It also goes ridiculously well with the Sage with the floating nouliths very much giving me a star wars vibes. I absolutely adore this minion if it didn’t exist I would genuinely be worse off for it!
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Things have been so heavy lately! Let's bring in some HOPPINESS with these cute AF minions!
Love this video and sooooo happy to hear YOU happy! Thank you Cole!
Byakko cub is my fave because Tiggro Blanco having the same meaning as Byakko :3 he is my son
Salt and pepper seal :3 i found him day one on my clear of Skalla <3
There can only be one – the true derp shark, the great Major-General!
the star wars minion, iphone, samsung as you like to call it is from nier automata
your ranking is valid though, drippy is pure drip
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Only one I use is the monkey king.
PSA: use the /handover emote on a minion and you can feed them!
(it makes you kneel down to do the emote and changes the emote flavor text to let everyone know you fed them)
Particularly fun with Fat Cat or Heavy Hatchling
starbird would be my fav
Omfg the panda on your shoulder I am dead
Otter gang rise up!
My shaggy shoat follows me everywhere, I wouldn’t want it any other way :’)
My favorite minion its the Nier raid robot, and now that its actually a mount, its perfect!!!.
Our community is better because of you!
What's your glam in the thumbnail, it looks great!
My favorite minions in nor particular order are: wind up Rudy, Buffalo calf, toy Alexander, wind up Ifrit, model magitek bit, Anima, wind up amalj'aa, page 63,,magitek avenger f1 and honestly the whole scions wind up line.
Honestly I'm glad to see you finding happy things in this game (or outside too)! Happy Pride Month!
Morpho really is a lovely minion.
Another one I really like is Cute Justice. I loved combining robot toys as a kid, and I guess I still do lol.
Hi Cole, love your content and always excited to see your next videos. Just curious, what factors prevented you from switching to maining SGE in Endwalker? I remember you being so hyped before release and you were so committed lol. Just curious what it is about the job that kept you from making the switch and instead sticking with SCH! Anyway thanks for all your efforts as a content creator. I know it's a tough gig and you're doing a great job
Because I am a rabid FFVIII fanboy, I have to go with Eden Minor. I pretty much used it throughout almost the entirety of Shadowbringers.
Right now, my best boy is alpha. I did recently finish the omega raids, but love alpha right now.
I've never seen that Sage weapon. Out of curiosity, where did you get it?
I've also never seen the Meateater or Morpho minions before. I'll need to look those up.
Right now, my vote will go to the Calamari. It's basically a tentacle from Day of the Tentacle… It even has a laser gun, but no "arms" so it's probably not gonna take over the world.