When I arrived to Ishgard for the first time as a FFXIV sprout i decided to check out machinist…
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Now go, do a crime.
As soon as i reached ishgard i made a beeline to machinist, my thinking was "I WANT GUN"
Meanwhile in the Brume
Fray: HEY KIDS!!! WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY???
Honestly this is very funny.
I literally only stumbled across this place because you have to talk to Cid to get the manacutter, then saw a blue quest and picked it up.
Now I'm considering getting a fantasia, swapping to a lala, putting on goblin glam and renaming myself to Bigsmacks Longshoot
POV your a immigrant coming to America
CEERRCAA! ROSARIO SIEMPRE ESTUVO CERCAA!
How europeans think america is
I'd have that reaction to if someone randomly put a gun in my hand. It's like that meme where someone hands Neco-Arc a gun and says "Go, do a crime."
The Freedom Stick KKona
Look, all I'm saying is if I had a gun during the Banquet we wouldn't be in this situation
I love how at the start of HW they ask you to not cause trouble then if you become a MCH you immediately attempt to create a shift in the social class system.
"wdym you have an issue with giving everyone a gun, and having them taught by a teenager with an alter ego and a drunken pirate"
In every fantasy setting the power of G U N will always be my go to choice.
As a Texan I can confirm that this is what happens when you get here
The Scions: We're going to defeat you with the power of light and friendshi-
WoL: AND THIS GUN I FOUND!
SHGURD
(thats my version of murica for ishgard? xD)
Pew!
Now Go Do Crime!
I thought this said masochist and immediately thought, "yea, healer."
The Machinist job quests had you go around Ishgard lighting random townsfolk up.
Markman's Spite reigns supreme
Literally handed us a gun and solved every problem on the spot
I love the machinist it's so funny just having a gun and a robot friend and doing stupid backflips and wearing the stupid glams that are meant for bards
"Welcome to Ishgard, Primal Slayer! Here's a gun, go taze some people."
So new to America?
"go, do a crime."
"I've known you for all of two minutes. Here's a gun."
Welcome to
AmericaIshgardIn this country we have the Purists aka Dragoons and their sympathizers, Spearmasters that do lots of cool jump tricks; and the Rebels, the ones this country's society overlooks and tries to ignore: the gun freaks
Ishgard is so much more gangster than it gets credit for.
meet the engineer intensifies
You dont need any gun experience to be good at it, if you hold a gun your gonna protect goddamn Limsa if you like it or not.