Spooky Slice – FFXIV Parody Song by JoCat

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BIG thanks to Luke Allen-Gale for the voice cameo!

Lyrics:
I was browsing in the markets late one night
When my eyes beheld an edgy sight
For a stylish dame with a commanding strut
Had offered to teach me a new way to cut
(She did the slice) She did the Spooky Slice
(The Spooky Slash) Now her swings have some spice!
(She did the slice) was just her soul that’s the price
(She did the slice) She did the Spooky Slice

From the northern snowfront of Ilsabard
The land was cold and the people scarred
They sought the void with a daring act
And empowered themselves with a devious pact
(they did the slice) they did the Spooky Slice
(The Spooky Slice) Now their swings have some spice!
(they did the slice) Was just their soul that’s the price
(they did the slice) They did the Spooky Slice

The glamour wasn’t very cheap
But now we are in too deep
With this tailored cloak and boots, Now we are ready to Reap

The raid was progging, all were doing their part
Even the black mage was playing smart
Everyone’s burst was ready and prime
I yelled to the boss “it’s reapin’ time”
(I did the slice) I did the Spooky Slice
(The Spooky Slice) Now my swings have some spice!
(I did the slice) twas just my soul that’s the price
(I did the slice) I did the Spooky Slice

Out from his grave Zenos rose yet again
But now all frustrated he was cheated of his moment then
He gazed at the cloaked dancing crowd
And said “what is this abominable enshroud?”

(It’s the Slice) It is the Spooky slice
(the spooky slice) Now our swings have some spice
(we do the slice) Was just our soul that’s the price
(we do the slice) We do the Spooky Slice

And so he relented, big Z shrugged and joined in
What a wonderful time all our slicing has been
And to be quite honest, the move’s really a keeper
just a matter of time till we’re all playing Reaper

(And then you slice) You do the Spooky Slice
(The Spooky Slice) Now your swings have some spice
(You do the Slice) It’s just your soul that’s the price
(The Spooky Slice) You do the Spooky Slice!

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33 thoughts on “Spooky Slice – FFXIV Parody Song by JoCat”

  4. There is exactly one issue I have with this
    Everything is in past tense except for "now the swings have some spice" and it bothers me
    Doesn't stop me from loving this song and replaying it for the…5th time today? On the day it came out…yeah, nitpick, still a 10/10 song

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  24. As a Reaper main, I just want to thank you so much for the song I will be singing in every dungeon/raid for the next year or so. 😀
    Props to Luke Allen Gale as well for bringing the man we love to hate to the song, as well! ^_^

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