Quazii reaction to JoCat’s “A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV – Melee DPS”. Original video here: https://youtu.be/EcQzgMvwbT4
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Not gonna lie, laughed really hard on this one. I'm a melee dps main, good times 🙂
aww no helping Jocat to promote Lunar Con in the video? 😛
To answer what he majored in, he majored in Graphic Design.
Where is my Kaiten? 🙁
My editor editted the part related to Lunarcon out (thinking it was just a standard intro). So do support Jocat's cause here: https://www.lunarcon.net/
his OG video: https://youtu.be/EcQzgMvwbT4
Kaiten was overrated anyways. There, I said it.
soooo.still…where is my Kaiten btw? MADGE !
I just watched his new vid and immediately started looking for reactions to it from you, Asmon and Zepla lol. Loved it.
Also, taking a moment to make my monthly request for a react video of WoW’s darkest secret! <3
To 14's credit: most of the bosses have fine asses.
I want a full song of Spooky Slice so badly.
Now he needs to release a full version of Spooky Slice asap
Where is my KAITEN?!?!?!?! xD
Where's my Kaiten?
That song is based on the song "Monster Mash"
Square wouldnt rework monk completely simply because it lacks a range move…would they?
I was supposed to meet my friend Kai at Ten. Anyone seen him? For some reason he stopped contacting me since the last Major Patch in FFXIV – very strange coincidence. You guys think that's related?
The amount of truth in this, learning the NIN opener feels like trying to do quantum physics in your head while holding on for dear life on the roof of a speeding bullet train. Also, random funny side note that made me chuckle, when your reach level 90 on Botanist you get an achievement called "Fear the Reaper", I need them to give RPR a Botanist achievement pun like "99 problems but a bush ain't one" or "I don't want no shrubs" or some other dumb song pun.
I do believe the Bird, Cat, and Monkey thing was a reference to Legends of the Hidden Temple
i dont think i'v ever laughed this much 🤣
Ninja: sever ticks are my worst enemy…….
Jocat is an absolute hilarious delight! xD
"Greed"
Ahh yes, the thing that happens every time you face Phlegethon In Labyrinth of the Ancients now…
I knew Quazii would be one of the first to react to this xD
the song gets me everytime i watch this
im so glad im not the only one who calls sam abilities stickers XD
0:53 not surprising he's arts major
i am here to be the one : WHERE IS MY KAITEN !!! :c
This one is a great video gona rewatch the og video to we should support the original video aswell
Play NIN, it's one of my favorite jobs.
I actually ran into a few people recently who didn't realize that dying gives you a damage down debuff and when I told them it was worse for their uptime than losing one gcd because of the debuff (which gets worse after the second consecutive death), they been like "…huh. Didn't know. Oh…"
People have been hearing 'Greed is good' so much lately that they don't even know the risks apparently. THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE GREEDING! AAAAAAAAAAAA
I mean, just about every female boss has a nice ass that the tank will never see because they get a face full of booba instead.
The Spooky Slice is legit stuck in my head.✌🤣
The song for Reaper is a parody of the Monster Mash.
He forgot to mention that Reaper has almost no positionals. You have 2, that you use once every 30sec or every 5 GCDs, or twice every 90 seconds. You always have True North for RPR Positionals XD
Edgy boy points is the best description of Reaper’s bars. 😂
F**K IT'S THE SKILL FLOOR POLICE CHEESE IT!
What would be worse.. the entire 24 hour Chat log of Limsa… or the entire 24 hour chat-log of the Quicksand?
His monk game play is too much he doesn't need to do any of that in perfect balance.
Samurai needs less buttons to press
today I learned the word alliteration
The song he is parodying is https://youtu.be/vNuVifA7DSU
Loved your commentary, thanks for doing this vid
Wait, does not every mob have a full circle? I'm confused now. o_O
Melee DPS have to stare at the bosses ass. True, that is why most bosses are hot "girls" (lose term here) in little clothing.
WHERE IS MY KAITEN?????
Can't wait for the magical dps crap guide. I will say one thing only, Verwipe!
I just finished watching it after getting home from work, and it was a delightful lightening of my mood. I look forward to when he does one for ranged DPS because I want to hear him roast MCH mains like me.
Jocat is actually a level 20 bard that got transported out of the dnd realm to ours.
da hell..! WHY didn't youtube alert me that he had a new one of these out??! i gotta go blast the like button on this vid! (also on this one)