MOST WTF Minions in FFXIV



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29 thoughts on “MOST WTF Minions in FFXIV”

  1. Feculent is the perfect word because it fits their sillyness in the best way. It actually gives them plausable deniability because it actually means "of or containing dirt, sediment, or waste matter." So they can say its just dirt, even though we all know better. =p

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  2. I soooo badly want the Yokai Watch event to come back. The Whisper A-Go-Go is such a cool mount. Despite my strong longing for the event, I actually had no idea there was a creepy man dog minion…. I need it.

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  3. I'm disappointed the old description for Windup Moenbryda isn't on the list. "This anatomically accurate representation of Moenbryda was secretly crafted by none other than Urianger immediately following the untimely passing of his beloved companion. What he did with it before it passed to your hands is a tale best left untold."

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  4. I love this video.😂

    I'm surprised none of the "Gridanian Goldsmith's" minions are listed, tho (like the wind-up succubus). He was supposedly executed for ritual summoning. His story is spread among several minions, like the aforementioned succubus and the wind-up Echidna. There's even a book in the Great Gubal Library that talks about his obsession with Lady Amandine, the boss of Haukke Manor, and his desire to let a Voidsent possess her body for his own….uses.😳

    Supposedly, the minions were a proxy since he couldn't get his hands on the body of the real Amandine.đŸ„¶

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  5. From these minions I have Fall Guys Pink Bean, Mangi Mut (Yokai) and Goobbue Sproutling. The most surprising was Tanuki! Another fun fact: Gestahl means stolen in Germany. You probably need to take shower after Poo Poo fight…

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  6. 6:43 Watch the Ghibli movie "Pom Poko" for further information. A "funny" environment fantasy tale where the Tanuki can shape shift and use their inflated ball sacks as spring balls or spread them out to make gliders and fly with them.
    Not gonna lie. I think this is the weirdest Ghibli movie.
    Also maybe not for children. The death toll is unexpectedly high.

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  7. morbol seedling lore with the nobles makes me think of ancient history how the rich and powerful would induce themselves to vomit so they can continue feasting at their banquets. also… can't unsee the fall guys one. nightmare fuel.

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  8. I'm kinda surprised there was no mention of the line of minions of voidsent women, considering the lore tying them together with some creepy dude in Sharlayan, who you can read about in that one restricted section of the library that Y'shtola takes you to at one point in the Endwalker patches.

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  9. Yeah I'm definitely surprised non of the minions tied to the Gridanian Goldsmith was brought up. Those being the Wind-up Succubus, Puff of Darkness, Wind-up Echidna, and Wind-up Calofisteri( is name dropped). The descriptions for the Little Leannan, Clionid Larva and Wind-up Athena are probably some of my favorites.

    I think the Shoebill is what Emet-Selch uses to spy on the WoL. It only shows up in places he's in.

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  10. Aw yes, the uncomfortable word of engorge. lol. I always disliked how dragon Zenos in his deep voice said, "I gorged myself on what was left of the mother crystal." paraphrasing, but you get my drift.

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