Local man who is bad at job explains how to play it.
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Chapters:
0:00 – Introductory Introduction
0:27 – Introduction
1:50 – The spiritual reaper experience
3:08 – The Basics
4:51 – The Basics+
7:00 – Example Opener
8:11 – The Elevated Basics
9:18 – Not AOE
10:11 – 2 Shroud
12:48 – mental breakdown
13:32 – Even Sillier Theorycrafting
14:30 – A Conclusion of sorts
15:03 – Credit Sequence
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Ahh, yes: Spirit Halloween Dragoon.
I thought they had positional on them also until way later
I'm just gonna pretend that I knew that Void/Cross reaping didn't have positionals but still pop True North while in hyper shroud to make sure the other people in my group who don't play Melee think that I'm smarter than I really am.
How many Chairs are there?
youtube wont let you clip unless its 5s fuck
Chair I cant hold it in any longer, I want you to say the word MACHINE 10 times in a row and then say Machinist again
00s babies are so precious. we need to cultivate them.
we all know that a job is only really difficult if it has DOT
reaper guide?
i'm just here to see not lucy.
Only time Triple Communio pot burst made sense to me was P3 after adds phase.
Also I can no longer hear the Endwalker final boss music without Enshroud screams every minute.
SHHHLAAAMMM!
WAIT, VOID REAPING AND CROSS REAPING HAVE NO POSITIONALS? And here I was sliding back and forth like a madman during enshroud windows…
or … I could just keep playing Samurai/Red Mage/Dark Knight/Gun Breaker/Sage instead of "Dragoon, but from a couple expansions back and more boring somehow"
Chair in his prime in this video. I now also have to admit, I was one of those that didn't relaize the gallows and gibbet upgrade don't use positionals….I've been using true north every time I turn shroud to counter nothing….
I wish most butoms on RPR were cleaves so we don't had to deal with all the "this is just the aoe equivalent of that other buttom". I don't know why but this feels dumb and lazy.
When will he roast EW for Hermes and Meteion BS all thru it?
Chair mentioned match 3 games… While I was Playing mirror, nice
this man just discarded ultima totems like they're nothing T_T
of course chair hated reaper he's a samurai supremacist like me..
Why did he show a Yu-Gi-Oh card?! Lol
forever salty that RPR got a viera-accessible hat before RDM regardless of how it plays or any other aspect of the job, its lore, or its absolutely A+ job tutor lady.
Reaper is pretty boring, I thought I'd be maining it but nah lol
the whole segment at 11:31 when chair is having an existential crisis over this double enshroud thing……. how to put it? the suffering in his voice hits just right.
When that Ram Ranch hits just as you do the spooky slice.
My jaw dropped when he casually discarded two ultimate tokens.
After I started watching this channel I cleared my first savage and got kicked out of my FC, 10/10 experience
that quiet little "oh! look at how cute she is" at 3:39 speaks to my soul in ways I cannot put into words.
18 Cowboys, a man of culture I see
missed opportunity to make a dragon install joke for enshroud
Wait till he finds out about the theoretical triple enshroud
The biggest surprise to me in this video.
People put milk in before the cereal.
What nonsense is this?
Why the fuck do you care so much about optimization if you think parsing is for special ed kids
Beautiful alternate universe Gherman intro, I knew I subbed for a reason
yay new chair video
Gonna be honest, I only barely enjoy the class because it’s AOE rotation is like what SAM once had.
Positionals don't matter.
Reaper being simple works for me due to being half awake most of the time. Ah the joys of a night shift and messed up sleep.
Jack the *what*?
Bloodborne reference straight away? 10/10
So chair is the chairman of Nestle? xD 2:15
Tonight SOYLENT joins the cunts.
I swear the amount of people writing that they didnt know the enshroud buttons dont have positionals need to stop being so fukcing relatable, I literally booted up the game and checked when you said that because i was like "no fucking way" but yeah, they lack positional requirements.
Reaper is the whole reason I got ffxiv and I fucking love it. If I'm wrong, I don't want to be right
This start was pure pure GOLD. Bloodborne enjoyers rejoice
Oh no. The removal of Kaiten has affected Misshapen chair so much, he went mad. It’s official, he is in his villain arc now!
Okay, I kinda wanna try that garbage double enshroud now. Reaper was always kinda boring to me, I just liked the flashy flashies. But now, I can experience true pain. Thanks Chair!
My eyes hurt after playing reaper.
It reaps my eyes.
My fyckin eyes man.
0:49 You got me saying "Mah-Kin-ist" and it's too late to change me now.
Better Parse = Better Player = Better PERSON.
T R U E.