Final Fantasy XIV Tutorial Song (How to Raid)…a parody music video from the critically acclaimed MMO RPG by Square. Dawntrail expansion is right around the corner. Raiding in FF14 can be scary to beginners & new players. Feel like a noob, no more! Welcome to raid mechanics. With this introduction guide, you’ll be doing Savage and Ultimates in no time. Enter A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, Stormblood, Shadowbringers and Endwalker without fear after watching this. Thank you Yoshi P, Koji Fox, Ishakawa, Soken and the rest of the dev team.
Concept & Lyrics by Sebbywebz
Visuals by Flays
Vocals by Mr Maph / Centredome (Fiverr)
Footage drawn from the FFXIV community on Youtube (list at bottom of Description)
Thank you all very much
Inspired by the Wendy’s Training Video for making hot drinks (seriously)
In the style of Michael Jackson
DON’T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!
LYRICS:
Tanking, Healing and DPS is what you got,
Then you can choose from 20 different classes,
Monk and Dark Knight and Red Mage and a Warrior,
Every class has their skills and their rotations,
Better learn your combos and know your positionals,
GCD and optimize your burst windows,
Doesn’t matter if Elezen or Lalafell,
Every race can do every job class super well,
Wait until that Limit Break bar is at Level 3,
Then you hit it – kick some @$$, show some class, k*ll that boss in one big blast
Tanking, that is how you open,
Then you Heal, when you’re getting low and,
DPS, we need you on it right away,
K*ll the boss, and have a nice day
If you play Dragoon, grats – you’re the floor tank,
If you play as a Monk, you hit them in the back,
As a Reaper, you get to swing your flashy scythe,
As a Ninja, you’re hittin buttons all the time,
Dark Knight has got the best job story quests,
Paladin’s story is a piece of sh*t,
Black Mage has got the longest casting times,
As a Bard, you know you’re playin Busta Rhymes,
Dancer has only 2 buttons and is so s3xy,
If you’re Red Mage – it’s easy, LB3, wipe your party then RP!
Tanking, that is how you open,
Then you Heal, when you’re getting low and,
DPS, we need you on it right away,
K*ll the boss, and have a nice day
Now you know how to play all of your roles and,
You are ready to go into your first dungeon,
Queue in duty finder til you’re puggin to the max,
Now it is time to have some fun, on the run, find that boss and mess him up!
Tanking, that is how you open,
Then you Heal, when you’re getting low and,
DPS, we need you on it right away,
K*ll the boss, and have a nice day
END
Get hyped for Pictomancer and Viper
Apologies Machinist, Samurai, Gunbreaker, Sage, Astrologian, Scholar, Summoner & White Mage get no mention in the lyrics. There wasn’t enough time
Follow the Sebbywebz livestream and channel for more shorts, comedy, parodies, gaming react, funny moments and highlights. It also feature reviews, reactions, memes, wins and fails.
Sebbywebz Tip Jar: https://streamlabs.com/sebbywebz/tip
Twitch ► https://www.twitch.tv/sebbywebz
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/Sebbywebz
Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/sebbywebz
TikTok ► https://www.tiktok.com/@sebbywebz
Kick ► https://kick.com/sebbywebz
Email ► [email protected]
Merch ► https://sebbywebztv.creator-spring.com
FFXIV Channels Footage drawn from:
Umbral_FFXIV
Alexandis Gaming
Siffus
Jolsn
ThunderStorm
Desperius FFXIV
Lucy Pyre
Tyci Gaming
Shade’s Game Source
Twistofisto
Masked Unknown XIV
Dark Reign – Gaming
Aitherea
Evil Geographer
xCicl0neGameRx
Harmonea
KoeKoefficient
Student Loans
Mom Hat Jeff
Felly Plays
RBKeyz
Yuji09
Jacqli Rivoli
Taru TV
Nicology13
Eksu Plosion
WeskAlber
Vanillasushi
Ray Sigmond’s FFXIV videos
Lu Bu
Sau Chi
Thank you, and happy gaming
(Sorry for not being able to include links to each channel. There wasn’t enough space in this Description box)
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@SebbywebzVODS
SHORTS: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Xn16575yvvM5PwDk7FqKHchrQ8DIHsy&si=HCIJe-dczxedbKNi
HIGHLIGHTS: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Xn16575yvvIv9byPrEj_NIwawYO_5ui&si=w9KuVmpsi-oOLFkV
FINAL FANTASY: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Xn16575yvuTwUlSf2Wg9oa4kHUibbpy&si=ngm8igvYiL2nuZCT
HORROR: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Xn16575yvuNFPpR6ZNn_PudFBWVX454&si=An8ofavRfn9msQz1
IMPRESSIONS: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Xn16575yvscvBFQPQZ9ouOP3ke4HB8B&si=b7stb0Cmexe8SUjA
JUST CHATTING: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Xn16575yvu7h_5rQfw-jahvUZHC49NV
MUSIC VIDEOS: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Xn16575yvvk_E68RVpG3qXSvTBwCwcU&si=-ZI1EePNuyk_zVBd
& https://www.youtube.com/@sebbywebzmusic
It’s education time. GET READY TO LEARN
#parody #finalfantasyxiv #ff14 #viral
source
Welcome to FFXIV raid mechanics 🔥
Huge thanks to the Final Fantasy 14 community for being awesome to me during my time there. This for you, and everyone new
Like & Subscribe for more gaming music videos
Catch me LIVE on Twitch (link in Description)
Visuals by Flays
Vocals by MrMaph
Footage drawn from the FFXIV community (credits in Description)
If you want to help this video, please share it with anyone who might like it
Now I can raid with confidence.
I died and started floor tanking 10 sec into the song but it sounded good until that point 😂
I love the lil' bit that is just TRUTH about the DRK and PLD questlines. XD
You'll just need to figure out another song for the poor forgotten MCH, SAM, GNB, SGE, AST, SCH, SMN & WHM's 😛 (Kidding, unless… >.> )
I am that redmage. I have wiped the party a few times with my limit break. This is amazing thank you!!! ❤
As a rez mage who loves to use LB3 I can confidently say #worthit lmao 😂
Honestly you did a very good job with this. I have always loved your streams and glad to have you part of our community~ <3
1. Find boss.
2. Mess him up.
It's a little unorthodox, but you can't argue with the results!
This song is already stuck in my head… Excellent work!
woot!
now i am ready to raid!
everything i need is in the song 😀
i main dragoon lol
Oh, I JUST recognized this song as the one from the Wendy's training video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see it in the description now.
This old man thought that this was awesome.
Floor tank 4 life
HA the beat from that vid you showed us ! nice
I can't believe this absolute gronk can sing
This is freaking brilliant! Job well done
This deserves so many for views. This is quality brainrot and im here for it
Missing La lala lalala la la lala
Awesome video💜
I don't play ff14 but this is hype.
This was awesome 😎
See you in DawnTrail😺😽😼
I hate it when everyone thinks we DNC are just hitting 2 buttons. We are playing Simon! And sometimes it's a really hard combo, ok?!!
But yes, we are also sexy xD
I'M READY TO BE A MASTER RAIDER TANKS SEBBY
love the red mage lb3 verse
Wait did you create this? I refuse to read descriptions.
As soon as those first notes hit. Im like this training video hit true meme status like Never gonna give you up.
Sebby this is exactly how I picture a FF 14 ad in 1985 to go. Well done.
This song has no right to be this good 😂
I liked this, well done, sir
Me as a MNK main: "I DO. I DO HIT THEM IN THE BACK! (and also in the ribs)"🤩
"As A Red Mage LB3 Wipe the Party" XD
now i want a hot drink
Damn, I definitely did not have Wendy's Training video parody on my ffxiv bingo card
Wow as a redmage main I feel so attacked XD
Two buttons, nooooo!! xD
Why the fuck does this go so hard?
This is fun!
No Rescue Sebby to his Death sadge. Trash video lmao Great Video Well done
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Got a lot of good notes here, thanks
This is just too awesome, well done! 😎👏
RDM LB3 is the only reason why I run alliance raids with RDM.
We need a karaoke version of this masterpice 👌
me wanting to go AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!
need more like buttons and stuff to pressʕ ◦`꒳´◦ʔ🩷
This song should play after people finish the MSQ, lol, nicely done you gronk!
Almost was expecting "Have a nice–TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES."
at the end.
As a main red mage, i like try to kill my team when i use LB3 xD😂
Epic.
THIS IS SO CATCHY OMG ITS GREAT!