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Oh wow all I remembered about "Puff" was that it was a spell that turned you into a dragon. Memory is a funny thing.
Puff puff
Brokeback Mountains event lets goooo
Konami needs to give the Metal Gear ip to someone that cares. Otherwise the next thing we might hear is that MGS isn't political. ❗
I'm a DQ fan, played all the main series games (even 10, which is a pretty bad MMO). Puff-puff is almost always in those games as a joke where a lady promises your main character an amazing massage with "something soft," and it just sets up the expectation of some kind of sexy time, but it's never that.
Blizzard: Turn all the women into bowls of fruit!
FFXIV: Puff puff
“Touch touch”
Knowing this before doing the event, the scene would've been so much funnier than it already was XD.
I'm no longer waiting for the GRANT LOAN because I earn $18,700 every 10 days recently
Too bad about missing the Regalia. Fashion Report, Lord of Vermilion and the Challenge Log is easy enough to do to get MGP.
FF14: Puff Puff this way, we show you a good time.
WoW: Bowls of fruits, everywhere.
I don't know why but I feel Master Roshi is in some way responsible for the Puff Puff.
The funny thing about the itinerant moogles, is that since they were introduced, they have not moved an inch, hardly itinerant.
I’m a clown so I’m still gonna roll for Gorou and Itto.
I've never played dragon quest. But this silly little quest made me laugh my ass off. Was all very nudge-nudge wink-wink and just made me laugh in a "omg how did they get away with this, it's amazing" kinda way
The FFXV event makes me want a Kingsglaive class so bad.
Whatever side of an argument Kotaku is on it's immediately and obviously the wrong one.
I hate the ff14 humor
Mature adults can have all kinds of fun, without the need for bowls of fruit . Toxic children need growth and maturity and need large bowls of fruit to grow big and strong
Why is Elon Musk in the thumbnail lol
There is no possible way that it's a coincidence that they put this puff puff event in again while the Blizzard news is what it is this week. It's not often you see two events at once, this has to be deliberate.
Getting to use Warp Strike as a healer was great fun. That fight was cool.
WoW team: "We must sterilize our game because our toxic community is making us abuse our employees"
FFXIV team: Laughs in Puff-Puff
Fun fact. Master Roshi from Dragon Ball is also a conissuer of Puff Puff.
"Kotaku is monetized twitlongers?" always has been.
Why is Elon Musk on the thumbnail?
i love both of you !!! for so much work you both do. Please take care of yourself. Still happy to see more content.
So, a puff puff is a reverse motorboat where a women hugs you and squeeze your face between her boobs. Nais!
In DQVIII it was explained that puff puffs are traditionally done with two slimes for the smooth feeling you can't get anywhere else, but other monsters can be used for different texture upon request.
The Puff Puff quest was so funny.
The FF15 one not so much since I'm a warr and that dude kept on dying in aoe for no reason.
I like how he pronounced tomestone correctly, then corrected himself to 'tombstone.'
If they never plan on doing the ff15 event again or never let you get items through gameplay, those items tend to end up on the mogstation at some point.
you can farm the Car in 1 day. I did that, just queue into jump and run 50 times every 20 minutes
big question on every ones mind, what is the name of the plant in the room?
I've seen a lot of people just assume they can't get the car but it's easy. Getting 200k MGP is something you can do with 1 hour of work spread across 4 weeks (or roughly 15-ish minutes of work a week, and that's assuming you do absolutely nothing else with the Gold Saucer aside from the Fashion Report)
time to go get a puff puff, both for the legacy and the fun
Glad you finally beat ARR, please get some rest both of you! Endwalker will always be there so please take care of yourselves! You can still do the ffxv collab for the story, music, and glam. It shouldn't even take an hour.
At this point, Mihoyo could give away free primogems (which they did) in the thousands and people would still hate them. Nothing they do is good enough, and now it's just popular shitting on them since the tag "BoTW clone" didn't get the game cancelled/shut down. Like, it's their game they should be allowed to do whatever they want. There is a BLM parody terrorist group in Tom Clancy's Elite Squad, and everyone still bought it and stayed quiet as a graveyard. But people are racist alongside just being cruel to Miyoho because they are a Chinese company, have a (fair) gacha system, and didn't "created their childhood" like AAA game companies that do literally the same thing and worse to their products.
FFXIV's Puff-Puff is an *experience*.
FFXIV is THE most beautiful videogame for: pet collectors, mount collectors, gamblers, pet battlers, PVE'rs, RP'ers & transmog collectors. For a PVP'er simply isn't