Welp, they finally did it, they put in a stripper pole. Plus glasses fashion accessory
https://www.twitch.tv/BootsMcbuttons
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0:00 Stripper Pole
0:09 Where to get stripper pole
0:22 False Spectacles
0:34 How to use ffxiv fashion accessories
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wont lie. bought the pole very fast. I have a lil dance club/bar in my FC room and just made it all come together xD Hopefully they do add some kind of emote or something so we can actually use them.
The cringe is strong with this addon. Luckily I don't do the whole FC house party stuff so I'm safe
the real endgame content
Gonna invite all the bun bois to my crib
They need to fix the fashion accessories… like why can't we interact with npcs / use them in combat (some of them, I get the umbrellas would be pretty silly to use in combat, but wings/glasses?), nor use SOME emotes?
I bought the 500k MGP wings just to find that I can't really use them… such a waste of MGP, and I still don't get why you'd be able to /pantomime with the wings but not /beesknees or any other special emote for that matter.
nice little video
false spectacles was out before this item. was there since 6.0
"Final Fantasy". More like "Degenerate's Fantasy". Shame, what they do to my favourite childhood videogame series.
I bought the game thinking I would strike fear into my foes with my heroic party members in a true fantasy world, but all I get is a party full of girls in underwear doing highly questionable emotes with the endgame being a sex dungeon crawler aka housing system. Well played, Square Enix, well played.
I'd like to dance on the stripper pole IF I COULD LOG THE FUCK IN!
first thing I did was to buy this thing, finally I can retire the Starlight Pillar in my Appartment!
Oooh I didn't even know this!!! I knew some stuff was added but didn't check it out yet. Also I need to find me a more active FC than the one I'm in really
The game really knows it's demographic…
Hydaelyn isn’t very happy with you
The moment one of our FC members mentioned the stripper pole, the every active member at the time went straight to the saucer. There were like 20 of us just around the prize claimer. Now we all have a pole each in our rooms and a few around the estate. 😀
meanwhile in wow…. fruit
much like their playerbase
omg all the club is going to have one of these. and it's amazing.
You see a stripping pole, I see the bars to a naughty jail for all the heathens to be tossed behind.
Well this marks a new era for ERPs in Limsa….. Yep
So that explains the new wave of FC invites.
Me a Hrothgar: "Oh neat just glasses!"
And so begins the true eighth umbral calamity, strip clubs. I wonder what the Stripper Primal would be. Just a naked sex-aether aspected Shiva or just a a literal tsunami of Cat and Bunny bois? Going with the second option. Exscuse me while I go craft a giant boat with Gardasil cannons.
not all dance poles are stripper poles. poles are used to practice almost all forms of dance, even ballet
Not gonna lie… when i saw "new items on Gold Saucer" i was hoping for something like Cactuar weapons for Reaper and sage, but when i saw the pole… i felt kinda disappointed. At this point just give us the dildo sword and fleshlight shield for pld and call it a day.
The fashion accessories are so limited, cant interact with many things, cant use mounts, cant battle etc. Besides /gpose what else is the point of them?
good job degenerates
I got the pole, but can you get a dancer for it?