Here’s a guide through the first 24-man raid of the Return to Ivalice raid series, The Royal City of Rabanastre, continuing through Stormblood in Final Fantasy XIV.
Shoutout to Tei, Orrick, Aria, Koleson, Alek and Tylindre for helping me get the extra footage for this guide!
The FFXIV Simplified Series – Going through every normal piece of content as quickly as possible.
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Disclaimer: I am not a good player and don’t claim to be, but at least I can help wherever I can.
00:00 Introduction
00:32 First Boss
03:43 Trash Pack 1
04:06 Second Boss
06:45 Trash Pack 2
07:20 Drain Paths
07:42 Third Boss
11:02 Final Boss
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Nobody played Tactics…… I feel attacked
Why return to Ivalice? Because Fran
0:25 guilty as charged lol (in my defence, I was a kid & all I knew was I suck at tactical games lol)
1:45 … I laughed 😅
2:19 hahahahahaha my greed uptime
3:45 literally have been face rolling this fight for years. Now I get to be the cool kid in the know (I will 100% use this knowledge to greed my uptime)
3:56 PTSD intensifies (iykyk)
4:02 oh look. MORE PTSD
4:14 Scrub, pls, I’m trying to have my lunch 😂
4:32 100% using this knowledge to scare my healers 😈
6:39 CT once again teaching bad habits
7:09 remember: dragIN; rammed (ie pushed) out
7:22 how the hell does the WoL still have functioning ankles??
8:28 it’s random? This whole time I thought it was always on a DPS
9:44 asshole needs to learn how to drive
10:00 love how we all just group in the centre because we’re used to doing that for easy shields/heals lol. Kinda wish they made the hit more punishing to force us out of mid xD
10:41 young sprouts, let me tell you a story: I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED TO INTERACT WITH THOSE CIRCLES FOR THE FIRST FIVE (5) YEARS I PLAYED THIS GAME. Literally my ass in 5.3-ish and still thinking you just had to walk into them, until someone in a random run piped up in alliance chat with a “remember to interact!”
In my defence, I was very much not the only one who went “wait. WHAT??” 😂
11:14 the absolute delight I experienced becoming a chicken here. 10/10 perfect raid
11:55 a note for those who want to do the mechanic correctly, but missed the jump scare: the face you were given will fly around him before settling on his face, and you will have a debuff icon matching the command
13:19 zombie death wall is best death wall
Thanks for the video, Scrub! No more face rolling this raid for me. Now we greed 😁
1. I love your guides, they’ve gotten me through msq up til Stormblood. Saw this released just as I got the quest for it. Keep it up!! Love your comedy and guide style.
2. Don’t you dare insult my beloved Tactics 😂