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Here's the thing with kids: they have no inhibition whatsoever, they can absolutely kick your butt, especially if there's more than one.
My credentials: I have a toddler.
Also: if they all go for the head, they'd win since Hrothgar can't wear helmets. :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ankle Bitters OP <3
A true American hero
The Lalafell would win, it's purely a case of overwhelming numbers, just takes one or two to act as decoys, then another goes for the family jewels, then they dogpile the Hrothgar, fight over, Lalafell victory.
so…. wolves den?
Lalafels are embodiment of perfection. The absolute powerhouse of Eorzia. They are so perfect, in fact, that universe had to nerf them and make them small. Imagine a lalafel a size of an Au Ra. All the other races are lazy af. Have you seen the Lala sprint? He is pushing it, absolute madman, a beast in sheep clothes. Others? Yeah, a midnight stroll at best.
Big talk for someone in nut punching range.
If you chuck a potato at a cat, who would win? THE POTATO- Just imagine the raw blunt force trauma the potato gives to the cat. Its as the old saying goes, "Mess with the tater, prepare for devastator"
Bite his ankles ,rip his knees out.
That's how lalaffels roll…
No, you are wrong.
10 Lalafells win because we all know Hrothgar is a gentle giant furball who refuses to hurt a soul, let alone others.
Lalafells, however, will freaking end you in the most horrific way possible.
I made a mistake when making my first ever character in FFXIV few days ago. I decided to go with, medium size elf that is like 7'11" and not cool looking in any way. As soon as I get a chance to switch my race, I'm going Lala!
It's mashed potato time.
i dunno, thats 10 brains vs 1
See, you think that, until the Lala's combine, much like Voltron or the Constructacons, into this massive instrument of war. Two for the legs, two for the arms, two for the torso, one for the head, and THREE for the massive Lala sword of justice.
I can never forget the two lalafell miners from 1.0 who EACH beat up and tossed out a hyur alone. Lalafell are a force to be feared and kept in balance, hence the release of cat and bunny boys.
U dont understand… each Potato comes with hundreds… thousands… millions more on their very shadows… u'll drown in blood as a sacrifice for the fearsome Potato Crimson Lord…
Return To Potato. Potatoes Strong Together!
Well, 10 kindergarteners with knifes would kill most people. I would be careful
So any 10 lalas no matter who they are?
Lalas would absolutely decimate the hrothgars ankles till he bleeds out. That kitty is going to need a wheel chair for life afterwards, no cap 😂
they are called anklebiters for a reasons. once they cut your tendon you no longer have a height advantage. lol
Otw
Judging by that clearly hard fought physique…. My money is on the school children… Or a strong breeze
lets goooo kou is going to beat up kids
As someone who was mobbed by kindergarteners when I was a camp counselor in high school….. bet on the Lalafells. I was knocked flat on the ground in seconds. They make you loose your balance and then it's all over.
It makes perfect sense to me. If a lalafell can be a proper tank (like in scholar questline) then one lalafell could defeat a hrothgar.
Moreover, who’s going to win 1 you vs 10 wasps? Also remember if a wasps bites you twice you get instant allergy debuff.
Hrothgar all the way