ffxiv healers I could beat in a fight



alternate title: grown adult goes on a 30 second rant about beating up a virtual nerd

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  1. Think of healers this way…. the SCH will infect you with BIO, they will fight you, probably they would loose, but they are more technical. They will raise their shield in the last minute and let the bio dry you health and stamina. 😉

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  2. Don't underestimate us. We may not have the big fancy deep spells like we used to, but a battle with us is a battle of attrition, and that is a battle we will always win.

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  3. Boi, you never been hit with a metal bound book have you? You really think those books are light? Scholar fucking one hands that bitch with a fucking spinning thing on it. And even has books that are literally on fire! You really think Scholar is a "Free Fight"? Let me educate you with this College Text Book from 1990. And you tell me, if you can win against a the liberal Book of Fucking Knowledge.😮

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  4. Except for the fact that Scholar can give you literally cancer on your lungs. Sure, you might win the fist fight but you already lost at the end. And let's not talk about Broil.

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  5. i think the scholar is the most terrifying one to fight out of them all. whm shoots you with light magic. ast uses sparkly space magic, sage uses hi-tech lasers to hurt you. scholar is the ONLY ONE that literally annihilates your very existence. Broil: the cooking of meat under intense direct heat. Biolysis: the decomposition of organic matter by living organisms. the scholar is literally cookin you like a steak and siccing bacteria on your sorry ass and watch you slowly disintegrate before their very eyes. the other 3 healers, at least they'd make it relatively painless in comparison. the scholar just wants you to fuckin SUFFER.

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  6. You see Scholar is the most free win…
    If you can get to em.

    Lorewise, Scholars are omega brain tacticians and strategists.

    They may not have the body of a monk or the ferocity of a warrior.. But they know how to put people back together, and just as many ways to take them apart.

    Also have you ever been hit head on with a hardcover?

    Those HURT!

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  7. Sch is by far the weakest healer! Until, since Eos can be glamoured to look like a Carbuncle now, they pull an uno reverse card and reveal that they were a Summoner the entire time! By summoning Bahamut and decimating you to death with the 7th umbral calamity!

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