Being a Dark Knight is SUFFERING | FFXIV



this is the best emo content in the Entire Underworld

00:00 how dare u approach ME, a dark knight,
00:50 Chapter I. Becoming what you REALLY shouldn’t 🙁
03:08 Chapter II. The DANKEST Knight
05:14 Chapter III. Dark Knight, Interrupted
07:34 Chapter IV. 99th percentile? more like 99TH BROKEN PROMISE (mald)
09:25 Chapter V. Here Lies Dark Knight ;-;
10:49 u alrdy KNOW what it is

welcome to the history of dark knight. step 1) have ur job announced and people find out you’re a tank, not a dps. which upsets a lot of people, but whatever, we move on. roflmao at being the lowest dps tank to boot tho step 2) have people who don’t know how to read tool-tips complain that the job is too hard. receive multiple changes that remove job complexity and lower the skill ceiling. step 3) no just kidding, that wasn’t enough apparently. we’re taking dark arts. everything u have is on ogcd. enjoy step 4) dark knight is basically perfect idk what ur talking about??? we just gave u enhanced unmend and fixed salted earth lolol that’s all u guys need. tbn is SO OP can’t believe we even put that in the game XDDDD step 5) die a little inside step 6) realize they buffed the gnb and war invuln and didn’t even touch yours step 7) WELP GUESS THAT SCYTHE IS LOOKIN PRETTY SLICK RN AY???

i feel bad for u, just remember the gunbreakers will take u into their loving embrace any day uwu

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31 thoughts on “Being a Dark Knight is SUFFERING | FFXIV”

  1. You forgot the part where Shadowbringer is basically them giving us back Dark Passenger, that GNB got our old Dark Dance that's better than ours use to be, GNB got our raidwide defensive to the T, that one of our defensives is useless depending on damage type, that Fray's timer starts as soon as pressed instead of when he starts attacking like 5 seconds later…

    Horns starts playing in Vietnam flashback style gaze of the good 'ol days of Heavensward

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  2. Guys guys guys, our defensive ability is tied to our damage, that means we have to uh… strategize when to use it! It's also risk / reward and if you get the reward it's DPS… neutral? Oh my god.

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  3. First i get dressed down for playing cat girl and now youre gonna shatter my denial of DRK being fun to play…

    Thank you for helping me better myself.
    PS love the content your channel is gonna blow up

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  4. I'll play Reaper no doubt about that, but i won't give up Dark knight as my main. It'll be my first job to 90 & if only get to finish a decade long story before any Reaper gets there, it'll be worth that shining moment when the edge still belonged to me.

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  5. I always thought they could "fix" Living Dead by making it more analogous to the Zombie status from other Final Fantasy titles, rather than just making it a self-inflicted Doom with more steps.

    Just off the top of my head, maybe it could reverse the effects of healing for a few seconds (i.e. Cure spells damage you) and track the damage you take from all sources (heals and enemies), all while preventing you from going below 1 HP. Then, you could heal the tracked amount of damage in HP when the timer runs out.

    Now, I'm not a game designer, so I don't know how well-balanced that would be. But if I can come up with that in just a few minutes, it can't be THAT hard to fix.

    Then again, DRK needs quite a few fixes (and maybe a toolkit that feels even remotely satisfying to use, while they're at it), so maybe fixing Living Dead is the least of their worries, lol.

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  6. Dark Knight used to be great, managing the MP along with darkside was such an interesting and fun play style. Even the first change wasnt SO bad but the fact they turned the damn thing into DIET WARRIOR is just terrible by all means. Build gauge, pop thing that doesnt expend gauge, spam skill that uses gauge. That was fine and dandy for Warrior, but keep the damn classes feeling unique please ffs.

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  7. You know…. This was strangely spot on… The visuals and sheer muscle memory tie me to this class.

    Hell I installed heavenward just to play dark knight and grinded ARR as a warrior to do it, and here I am looking at reaper like "well….I mean… Dark knight was a dps in 11"

    4444/10 because "DK mo shindeiru" …enhanced unmend… Fam — shout out to all the new Reaper Mains.

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  8. your voice is like beyond painful and seems like you are just tryna be hella cute but failing at it horribly :/ your like that annoying character in the anime that you cant stand….

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  9. Lmao the Reaper thing is so true. I'm a newer player that was kind of interested in DRK and then RPR was announced and I was like, "forget that then." I like PLD and GNB so I didn't really NEED another Tank anyway, I just wanted to play an edgy class.

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  10. DRK: possibly even more clunky than SCH… who wiped out the copium plug a couple weeks ago. Now we gotta wait for yoshida to give us one more ration of meme fuel before the big expansion drop. I'll have to watch the liveletter while enjoying a bottle of birthday wine. It has a nice red aura too…

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  11. The true Dark Knight mains are those that have the sound of Unleash spam enternally tied to their soul. What? I'm not mad that for nearly 30 odd levels my aoe rotation is just slamming my giant toothpick of a sword in the ground with goopey black magic or that I need an ability to restore my MP meanwhile the Paladin over there just does their normal rotation and get their mana back! No… not mad at all.

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