A Sub-Human Sage Guide (FFXIV: Endwalker)



This following video is not intended to be helpful.

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Timestamps:
0:00 – Annoying Youtuber Intro
0:40 – Sage: A Spiritual Journey
1:45 – Kardia is very unique
2:44 – I care about the meta
3:30 – No way, dude
3:40 – Eukrasia
5:02 – EU Regulatory Shields
5:55 – Twin Adders(ting)
7:32 – Coca-Cola
8:17 – Two Minute Life Cycle
9:10 – Aetherflown’t
10:44 – Making a big deal out of nothing for comedic effect
11:43 – Other Heals that allow you to continue DPSing
13:13 – Gap Closing
13:58 – Seriously Luke Warm Opinion and conclusion

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50 thoughts on “A Sub-Human Sage Guide (FFXIV: Endwalker)”

  1. now I can FINALLY learn how to play sage properly
    thank you for enlightening us, misshapen chair. without your boundless wisdom and s tier shitposting I would truly be lost

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  2. I love all the self-referencial promotions of your other non-ffxiv videos. The sheep will surely pull the wool from their eyes to see how magnificent those videos are.

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  3. as someone who is trying out non-White Mage jobs, thank you, I understood about 10 percent of this video, but the Max0r-level editing still massaged my brain with enough funny colors to enjoy the ride anyway

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  4. Yo chair, think youd ever make a series going over souls games mechanical differences and which one ud prefer of the other? stuff like spell slots vs FP, Weapon arts/ashes versus more unique movesets, etc. think itd make good content if u get tired of 14 again

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  5. That segment on Eukrasia was everything I needed and then some. Sage was my first healer so I’d never call myself that experienced, but I greatly enjoy the aesthetics and utility. Cheers Misshapen

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  6. Something I think worth mentioning is that Sage (I don't know if Scholar plays like this) has a built in reward system for shielding right before damage is dealt, which I think is a good direction to lead healers in, at least shield healers, for the future: encourage good shield timing.

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  7. Every single time I have to experience having my crit spreadlo shield get replaced by a dinky normal Eukrasian Prognosis because the devs decided to give Sage's effect higher priority for whatever reason I want to jump into into a death wall and rescue the sage with me

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